SIMON's definitions

Ride the Tightrope

When a woman is showing a wedgie both in the rear and front of her pants.

Boy, she's really riding the tightrope today!

by simon February 1, 2005

wer

Abbreviation for whatever. Used perhaps because the keys are in that order on the keyboard.

- Dude i'm going to get to see my dad i met only when I was born.
- wer. im sleeping

by Simon July 1, 2006

gullibility

Gullibility thy name is Vanessa

Ooooh you're so Vanessa!!

by Simon January 20, 2005

purposelessnessist

now tree pple joined the sarga
tony simon and jack..
we all realized that life is shit and pple live in a fantisy of religion, ambition, love and passion.
through our lives we found that god has blinded pple in beleaving that theres more to life and theres a purpose but there really isnt.
the abitions of money, love and faith is a bottom less hole that you fill in but it never is full.
so living to try hard leads to nowhere but to a pittiful end....
we saw the light .. the purepose less of life cant not be discribed with just this word but somehting more grender ... known as purposelessnessist

the sence of purposelessness regarding life and its down fall spiral that people realise when seeing how life does not lead to any where.
a psy chological feeling similar to comfusion cause by an external stimuli from the coures of life.

by simon January 19, 2005

duck

A duck is a wholly wonderful creature. They also say "quack"

Duck: "Quack..."

by Simon April 12, 2004

falcor

A white oversized dragon dog from the never ending story series. Loves to eat fagmaster

"Falcor, i love"

"one day i'll be Falcor"

by Simon December 15, 2004

southern bell

The phone company

Don"t mess with Ma Bell.

by Simon February 22, 2004