SIMON's definitions

fiouret

french expression : when someone is really good in manipulating ppl and can go anywhere without restriction and use of his stealthness to bypass problem

He has achieved so many things, he is really a fiouret

Simon stop being a fiouret please, be franc

by Simon April 9, 2004

Junot

A pale imp like person, usually with a major abundance of hair in the eye brow region. They usually eat many assortments of fish.

"CRICKEY! Look at that Junot!"

by Simon March 24, 2004

Toss pocket

1.
n. A cum bucket
2.
adj. A complete wanker

1. He bent me over, lowered his pants and used me for a toss pocket for over an hour. (Tony Blair commenting upon his last meeting with George Bush)

2. Tony Blair

by Simon March 18, 2004

schoolyard

1. A psychological condition characterized by a vigilant, sanctimonious, and solicitous predilection.
2. Rigorous in religious observance; marked by stern morality.

She's a schoolyard mother!

by Simon March 16, 2004

SwtDrmsSi

Pathetic loser who has to resort to internet "e-pimpin" to try to get girls. Has high hopes of getting in female forum members' pants, but sadly only has his hand for comfort when the day is over.

SwtDrmsSi is still a virgin.

by simon March 16, 2004

cunt stack

A orderly arrangement of cunts
usu. along a vertical line

George Bush is a cunt stack

by simon March 11, 2004

happy simon

a person in the middle of a threesome

George was getting fucked in the ass by Bob while fucking Steve in his ass. George was a happy simon.

by Simon March 6, 2004