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simon

simon is a punkasscowboi

by simon August 05, 2003

Toss pocket

1.
n. A cum bucket
2.
adj. A complete wanker

1. He bent me over, lowered his pants and used me for a toss pocket for over an hour. (Tony Blair commenting upon his last meeting with George Bush)

2. Tony Blair

by Simon March 18, 2004

knob

the male organ, penis.

Lady: "excuse me sir, your knob is sticking out."
Man: "don't flatter yourself woman. its hanging out."
Man 2: "call that a knob?"

by simon December 24, 2003

Ayden

A fucko.

Look at the Ayden.

by Simon June 07, 2004

Dicky Waver

A male who exposes his pecker at inappropriate moments.

The complaintant states, she was jogging in the park when an obese male caucasian with a mullet exposed his 2 inch penis to her.

This is the 7th. complaint about the Dicky Waver in this park!

by Simon October 16, 2004

good times

A quote used to convey that great things have happened/will happen/are happening.

Peter: "there were heaps of free drinks and hot chicks"
Simon: "Wow thats cool"
Peter: "Good times my friend"

by Simon March 21, 2005

Hung gar

A form of the famous martial art Kung Fu. It's characteristics are low stances and overall aggresive feet and hands.

Don't make me go hung gar on your ass!

by simon April 25, 2005