SIMON's definitions

Chompers

Chompers are disgusting, dirty, peg selling, hedgehog eating, drive tarmacing thieves.

Other common terms are Pikey, Gypo etc.

The chompers are burning tyres again.

A chomper offered to tarmac my drive.

You dirty chomper.

by simon April 18, 2005

monket

1. A small monk and/or monkey
2. An exclamaion

1. "I'm going to see the chorus of monkets at the tiny church today"
2. "Ow, monket! I stubbed my toe"

by Simon November 14, 2004

Hemorroid Prime

Hahaha, this is pretty funny. I love Nintendo, but wasn't really a big fan of Prime.

Fusion ruled though.

by Simon October 11, 2003

Banana Man

A person who hands out free bananas!

Wow he is such a banana man

by Simon October 25, 2003

Spunko

Name often attributed to larger than life characters famous for their sexual exploits. Often a humorous individual with an array of mum jokes at their disposal. A defining characteristic of a Spunko is "Creative Hair".

What did you get up to last night Spunko?
Spunko that is very creative hair.
Person 1: "I had a good time last night."
Spunko: "That's what your mum said."
Person 2: "Owwwww he said your mum!"

by Simon December 26, 2006

Tuniferous

Of or pertaining to tuna.
1. seafood that confused Jessica Simpson.
2.Smelly vaginal region.

My fingers are tuniferous after feeling up that cheerleader.

by Simon October 15, 2004

chaco

slang for vagina, evoking both chaunch and meat taco

Jennifer Lopez has a well oiled chaco.

by Simon November 16, 2004