SHORTY's definitions

bark

To strike a limb against something solid; usually a leg against a coffee table or other furniture.

"Oh man. I just barked my shin on that stupid glass coffee table again. You can't see it at all!"

by Shorty May 13, 2005

Naked Nine

A group of nine excessivly homosexuals that think it is cool to use alliteration to name themselves and they will get more respect for it. The funny thing is though that everyone thinks they are, in fact, a group of nine flaming homos. Also see circle jerk and doggystyle to see what they do together

Dude you're being so gay... either get the dick outta your ass or join the naked nine.

by shorty February 15, 2005

sheekeedeekee

Something your grandma says to "compliment" something cute or ambigious

You don't want your grandma saying the shirt is "sheekeedeekee"...time to get a new wardrobe...

by shorty May 13, 2005

P.I.D.

Pussy in distress

This is when a female has gone a long time without sex and she begans to get aggrivated easily.

"Man it's been 2weeks since I had some dick and I got a serious P.I.D."

by Shorty May 13, 2005

turtle

what elderly women call the coochie

"Look at lil Sussy, giving up her turtle to them fast lil boyz"

by Shorty May 13, 2005

koof

calf preserved in formaldehyde, usually found in many a biology cupboard

oh look there is a koof

by shorty May 29, 2004

muneeb

A diesel arab kid with gigantic muscles. The hottest kid alive with a huge penis. A cutie with a booty, a hottie with a body.

Girl 1: Look at that muneeb
Girl 2: I think I'll go finger myself

by shorty June 24, 2004