turtle

what elderly women call the coochie

"Look at lil Sussy, giving up her turtle to them fast lil boyz"

by Shorty May 13, 2005

CIF

Can I f@#k

Rick: Mary are we still going out tonight?
Mary: yes, where you wanna go?
Rick: well it depends, CIF??

by shorTy August 18, 2012

Dirty Bird

Someone whose mind is usually in the gutter (i.e. dirty thoughts)

"Have you seen my spectacles?"
"What??? Testicles?"
"Dirty bird."

OR

Howard Stern is a dirty bird.

by Shorty January 28, 2004

muneeb

A diesel arab kid with gigantic muscles. The hottest kid alive with a huge penis. A cutie with a booty, a hottie with a body.

Girl 1: Look at that muneeb
Girl 2: I think I'll go finger myself

by shorty June 24, 2004

Fritz

An eater of paint chips, valve oil, and M&M's stuck in a mellophone for a season.

Molly and I: Fritz, those are paint chips.

Fritz: I know *hahahahaha*

by Shorty August 12, 2004

P.I.D.

Pussy in distress

This is when a female has gone a long time without sex and she begans to get aggrivated easily.

"Man it's been 2weeks since I had some dick and I got a serious P.I.D."

by Shorty May 13, 2005

bark

To strike a limb against something solid; usually a leg against a coffee table or other furniture.

"Oh man. I just barked my shin on that stupid glass coffee table again. You can't see it at all!"

by Shorty May 13, 2005