SHORTY's definitions

weak

Laughing to hard

"That nigga had me weak wid dem jokes"

by Shorty September 25, 2003

CIF

Can I f@#k

Rick: Mary are we still going out tonight?
Mary: yes, where you wanna go?
Rick: well it depends, CIF??

by shorTy August 18, 2012

Buttplug

Some one who has a dick up their butt!

God what a buttplug!

by Shorty July 25, 2004

Numtard

Someone who is really stupid!

Just do us a fav...and shut up!

by Shorty July 25, 2004

Chevy

Like a rock the only way it moves is by rolling it down a hill.

Chevy...like a rock!

by Shorty July 25, 2004

Dodge

If you are gonna ram it DODGE RAM IT!

You can stay home and STROKE it while I go over to her place and RAM it.

by Shorty July 25, 2004

Fritz

An eater of paint chips, valve oil, and M&M's stuck in a mellophone for a season.

Molly and I: Fritz, those are paint chips.

Fritz: I know *hahahahaha*

by Shorty August 12, 2004