SHLA's definitions

poo-turn

When one initially goes to urinate only to realize the pressure applied is pushing feces dangerously close to exiting the anus, requiring a quick turnaround into the sitting position.

Phenomenon is almost solely observed in males, although is occasionally practiced by females in hardcore porn.

It was quite embarrassing having to make a poo-turn from the urinal to the stall at the office.

by SHLA May 20, 2011

road rave

When two drivers appreciate each other's navigation skills so much, they end up spastically dancing together in the street to shitty music. Antonym to "road rage."

Traffic was backed up for miles when two Priushole's gave each other the good for you thumbs up and then proceeded to road rave.

by SHLA July 5, 2012