SHLA's definitions

group sext

Sexting in a group conversation; requiring at least 4 participants (3 participants is a Ménage à text).

I had no idea how real texting can get until I engaged in a group sext. There are words burned into my eyeballs that I cannot unsee.

by SHLA August 10, 2014

poo-turn

When one initially goes to urinate only to realize the pressure applied is pushing feces dangerously close to exiting the anus, requiring a quick turnaround into the sitting position.

Phenomenon is almost solely observed in males, although is occasionally practiced by females in hardcore porn.

It was quite embarrassing having to make a poo-turn from the urinal to the stall at the office.

by SHLA May 20, 2011