mordok

Allmighty sun god

has three loyal followers, God, Jesus and Satan

by Satan May 31, 2003

lush

A person (generally under 21) who is prone to excessive drinking

"That girl is such a lush"

by satan July 24, 2004

hypocrites

A crap face, who says not to do one thing, then goes off and does it him self.

"Don't touch that saw. it can hurt you. AHHHH!! MY HAND!!"

by Satan June 26, 2004

dinge queen

One who prefers "Negro Male Sex Partners"

Commonly found in jails

That Dinge Queen just had sex with Bubba.

by Satan January 04, 2004

california potato chip

The puddle of his-n-her goo left on the sheets after fucking. Once dry, it can be peeled off the sheets and eaten like a thin, crispy potato chip.

Ew! Are we having California Potato Chips for breakfast again? I'd better go to the grocery store today.

by Satan October 20, 2003

The Diarrhea Song

A funny song about diarrhea, otherwise known as "The Butt Mud, Poo Goo, Poopoo Water, Montezuma's Revenge".

When you're climbing up a ladder,
and you feel something splatter...

Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)

When your chillin' with your daughter,
and you feel the poopoo water...

Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)

When you're walkin down the hall,
and you feel something fall.

Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)

When you're riding in a Chevvy
and you feel something heavy.

Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)
Diarrhea (Cha cha cha)

And so on, and so forth.

He sang the Diarrhea Song and I gutted that homo.

by Satan March 18, 2005

School

A place where parents send their kids to torture them and so they won't stay on the computer all day.

Kid - Why do I have to go to school Mom?
Mom - You're not supposde to have fun and teachers can get you into trouble for almost anything you do, god or bad and that's what we parents like! Torturng our sick, twisted kids!

by Satan August 11, 2004