SAM's definitions

chode monger

a person who acts like a chode

Stop being such a code monger, you dumbass

by Sam January 30, 2005

dudewhore

Dudewhore

(N) One who perpetuates his own social status through the use of raw muscle, or pictures taken with modern electronics, in order to impress girls. The dudewhore often travels alone, or with few others, due to the fact that having more people means less individual attention. He is often mistaken for an A+F model, so it's all good.

(V) The act of being a dudewhore.

(N) The dudewhore looked over his shoulder at the bar, sized up his prey, and readied the picture of his abs on his cellphone.

(V) He proceeded to dudewhore as he had never done before.

by Sam March 17, 2005

black lung

occupational disease from lifetimes of breathing in coal mine dust

I worked in a coal mine for three score years and all i got to show for it was black lung....

by sam May 13, 2006

raspberry swirl

Possibly originating in the song Raspberry Swirl by Tori Amos, a raspberry swirl is an orgasm. A heart pounding, bass blasting orgasm in which heavy breathing and the words 'Let's go' are used.

I am not your senorita
I am not from your tribe
If you want inside her, well,
Boy you better make her raspberry swirl

by Sam January 3, 2005

makayla

a really cool girl... that is extremely rad. She's good at writing poetry, and is an all around awesome person. REALLY AWESOME...

one of the best people...ever!

makayla is cool, so cool, that the cool kids are always like, she's so COOL.

by sam February 5, 2005

Broom

a fat arsehole that looks like Mr Clarke

if someone parks their un-wanted (and ugly) behind on ones' knee the correct detterant would be "get your broom off me"

by Sam November 28, 2003

bill gates

A man who is both God and Satan, simultaneously.

All hail Bill Gates! On second thought, don't.

by Sam August 8, 2005