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sac lunch

Putting your scrotum in a girls mouth. Same as a tea-bag, but it just stays in there.
by Sam February 26, 2005
mugGet the sac lunchmug.

after school special

Right when you get home from school you go poop.
"Hey Isaac your home from school, I guess it's time for the after school special."
by sam April 10, 2005
mugGet the after school specialmug.

Ho

A word made up by niggers who have no grasp of the English language. Since they cannot pronounce "whore", they must use this word. It can be used in nearly any context, but it usually refers to some fat sloppy nigger lady with a huge ass and ten kids.
1- Dat ho be fine, yo!
Trans: That fat sloppy nigger lady with ten kids that is eating Doritos has a fat ass and I would like to be the illegitimate father of her next child!
by Sam June 7, 2005
mugGet the Homug.

louisiana handshake

Sticking ones finger into anothers no-no areas, most likely the anus, and then pulling it out after a few seconds.
Put 'er there and give me one a 'em Louisiana handskakes
by Sam March 3, 2005
mugGet the louisiana handshakemug.

blowhole

A blowhole-like act consists of anything that interferes with another person's reasonable enjoyment of his or her vacation. Blowhole-like acts include, but are not limited to, whining, nagging, worrying, being depressed, and talking too much.
Ray enforced the Blowhole rule on Michelle.
by Sam January 20, 2005
mugGet the blowholemug.

lynx

Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural lynx or lynx·es
Etymology: Middle English, from Latin, from Greek; akin to Old English lox lynx and probably to Greek leukos white -- more at LIGHT
Date: 14th century
Date of urban adoption: circa mid-1990s
: a woman, typically in the 50s, who intentionally preys on younger men, who are typically in their early 20s. The term's urban use began pejoratively, and has thus far remained pejorative. Often among a group of inebriated friends the most inebriated is selected and encouraged to approach the lynx, to the glee of all those who witness the regrettable event.
Related terms: cougar puma
I don't care how hot that lynx is; she's too damn old!
by Sam November 30, 2003
mugGet the lynxmug.

fergelle

Really great. Something you find that you like.
OMG That is so fergelle!
or
"OMG look at these jeans!"
"Those are sooooo fergelle!"
by Sam September 7, 2003
mugGet the fergellemug.

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