Shifty

1337 in its pure form. The pwner of the entire internet and possibly the world. Could own a small miniscule member with no effort.

Also see people who can walk on water
OH MY GOD!! IT'S SHIFTY! HE JUST PERFORMED A MIRACLE!

Shifty, spit on me please, I'll sell it on eBay.

Shifty, will you marry me?
by Sal July 20, 2004
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Ness

Suffix yes, and all of that. Ness is substance, thing, stuff, etcness
I'm hot; i'm wearing 5 layers of ness
by Sal March 30, 2005
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the underground railroad

The toilet and/or the entire human fecal system.

Called the underground railroad because "black shit escapes."
Goddamnit, I better go visit the underground railroad.
by sal May 18, 2004
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ass prophet

nyran is the king of all the ass prophets!
by sal February 04, 2004
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rhino cum blast

this is just a person that is a load that should have been swallowed and is busted as sin
the most annoying fuckin doosh bags on this planet is a prime example of a rhino's cum blast
by sal February 04, 2004
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Wingman

When a friend plays the destraction. (I.E.~you and your bud are at a bar, you spot a hott girl that you want to know. Your friend goes to the other one and destracts her, while you go in for the kill.)
Dave, my wingman, helped me talk to that hott chick over there.
by Sal March 20, 2004
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Briw

Shortining of brilliant made up by Dave and Sally who are very much in love
Oh my fuking god Dave you are sooooooooo briw xxx
by Sal March 31, 2005
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