Ryan Paine's definitions

spanner

1. noun: someone who really fucks things up - derived from the term "spanner in the works".

Dude, if you weren't such a spanner, things'd still be alright now.

by Ryan Paine January 10, 2008

seven course meal

noun (Australian) a six pack of beer and a meat pie

Can't wait to sit down with a seven course meal and watch the game tomorrow.

by Ryan Paine March 18, 2008

better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick

Phrase describing a situation that isn't very good, but could be worse.

How was your holiday visiting your grandma?

Better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick.

by Ryan Paine March 24, 2008

Sector 7-G!

An exclamation used when something's gone mildly wrong - based on the idea that Homer Simpson works in Sector 7-G at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant and is always causing crises.

Colleague one: Sector 7-G!

Colleague two: What!? What!?

Colleague one: Dude, I totally just accidentally forwarded all that scathing correspondence to that arsehole in sales.

by Ryan Paine April 6, 2008