barking europe at the porcelain

1. verb. violently vomiting into a toilet bowl, sink or bathtub - "europe" is onomatopoeic for vomiting loudly and/or violently.

Hey mate, how'd you pull up this morning?

Fuck dude, I was barking europe at the porcelain for so damn long I tore some capillaries in my throat and my girlfriend had to drive me to hospital.

by Ryan Paine February 08, 2008

trumpet

1. noun. a joint rolled skinny at the blunt, blossoming wide and conical at the end.

This trumpet's big enough for both of us, let's share it.

by Ryan Paine February 08, 2008

flat out like a lizard drinking

1. verb/simile. To be working really hard, or so under the pump that you've found yourself dehydrated.

2. verb/simile. (sarcastic) Doing nothing at all.

1. How are ya, mate?
Oh, dude, I'm flat out like a lizard drinking.
Up for a brewskie later then?
Yeah, for sure.

2. How are ay, mate?
Oh, dude, I'm flat out like a lizard drinking.
Yeah righto, come out for a brewskie then.
Orright, seeya in a sec.

by Ryan Paine February 16, 2008

spanner

1. noun: someone who really fucks things up - derived from the term "spanner in the works".

Dude, if you weren't such a spanner, things'd still be alright now.

by Ryan Paine January 10, 2008