Definitions by Ryan Paine

gumpf 

1. noun. formal copy repeated in correspondence or regular issues of a book or magazine.

When you're sending that eviction notice, just put all the formal gumpf in at the top and then tell them they're lazy pigs and we have a sty that might suit them better.

Where do I find that imprint gumpf on the server? I need to set this book yesterday.

gumpf by Ryan Paine January 19, 2008

run-dance 

1. verb. to run while dancing or dance while running, not necessarily to music. (run-danced, run-dancing)

2. noun. a ballet move where you run like a gimp and flail your arms about or bend your knees and move your shoulders a bit and then beginning to run.

1. With run-dancing, I'm still not sure whether to start dancing and then run, or start running and then dance.

Dude, it doesn't matter, just do what comes to you.

2. You up for a bit of a run-dance? From here to the stobey pole. GO!

run-dance by Ryan Paine January 19, 2008

bag of shit tied in the middle 

1. noun: a person who is especially ugly - in particular, someone who is all fat, cock-eyed and out of proportion.

2. adjective: how one might feel after a big night out - in particular, upon waking up and peeking some natural light from under the quilt.

1. Man, that bird/dude looked like a bag of shit tied in the middle.

2. Dude, I really feel like a bag of shit tied in the middle, can you close the blinds, please?

bag of shit tied in the middle by Ryan Paine January 10, 2008

spanner 

1. noun: someone who really fucks things up - derived from the term "spanner in the works".

Dude, if you weren't such a spanner, things'd still be alright now.

spanner by Ryan Paine January 10, 2008