Waffle in the toaster

On the verge of defecating.

Bob, I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got a waffle in the toaster.

by Ryan P. Cooke July 27, 2008

Thank

How to thank someone who doesn't deserve the 'S' at the end of 'Thanks' or the 'You' at the end of 'Thank you.' A sarcastic 'Thank you'.

"I moved your car, but it got towed."

"Thank."

by Ryan P. Cooke December 01, 2007

Fungry

Being in desperate search for a good time . Hungry for fun.

Bob, this is bad. I'm so fungry I could even go out and join the circus right now.

by Ryan P. Cooke July 27, 2008

Middle pocket with the zipper

(noun) The Fly of your pants or shorts.

Linda: "Jim, can I have your wallet?"
Jim: "Yeah, it's in my middle pocket with the zipper."

by Ryan P. Cooke August 03, 2008