Definitions by Ryan P. Cooke

Middle pocket with the zipper 

(noun) The Fly of your pants or shorts.

Linda: "Jim, can I have your wallet?"
Jim: "Yeah, it's in my middle pocket with the zipper."

Middle pocket with the zipper by Ryan P. Cooke September 27, 2008

Waffle in the toaster

On the verge of defecating.

Bob, I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got a waffle in the toaster.

Waffle in the toaster by Ryan P. Cooke August 23, 2008

Fungry 

Being in desperate search for a good time . Hungry for fun.

Bob, this is bad. I'm so fungry I could even go out and join the circus right now.

Fungry by Ryan P. Cooke August 21, 2008

Thank 

How to thank someone who doesn't deserve the 'S' at the end of 'Thanks' or the 'You' at the end of 'Thank you.' A sarcastic 'Thank you'.

"I moved your car, but it got towed."

"Thank."

Thank by Ryan P. Cooke December 29, 2007