Ryan Eaves's definitions

super mario

An Italian man who can lay pipe with the best of 'em; very proficient at cleaning out any faulty plumbing.

Super Mario came by last night and now I'm sore! That fucker can lay some pipe!

by Ryan Eaves May 6, 2006

butthole buffet

When a man or woman makes their ass available for multiple poundings at a time from multiple partners.

Did you hit the Kari butthole buffet? Man, she didn't have much left on the table for me.

by Ryan Eaves May 6, 2006

Gym Bike

When a man is lying on his back, pretending to be pedaling while jerking off, and finishing with a batch on his face.

I accidently caught my buddy finishing up his gym bike exercises and saw him use his sock to clean up his face.

by Ryan Eaves May 2, 2006

gym bike

When a man is lying on his back, pretending to be pedaling while jerking off, and finishing with a batch on his face.

I caught my buddy working on his gym bike, and man, I guess he finished his workout.

by Ryan Eaves July 22, 2008

Goin' to Jersey

Taking' a woman by the back door (i.e., anal sex).

Hey John, I'm Goin' to Jersey with Jen tonight, and she's gonna moan all the way to pleasure town!

by Ryan Eaves May 8, 2006