turkey tits

Large, plump breasts. (Usually on a female)

Whoa momma...I wanna stuff those turkey tits.

by ryan November 19, 2003

Surt

The process of giving yourself oral sex causing muscle strain.

Honey, I caught Josh giving himself a Surt!

by Ryan July 28, 2004

Vagichop

A karate chop to the vagina

get off me woman or i'll vagichop you!

by ryan March 27, 2005

Gast

When one is being extremely gay

Boy you need to quit being so Gast and hit on some bitches

by Ryan September 12, 2004

hamburglar

a little 3 foot tall prick that runs around in a cape and mask stealing hamburgers from McDonalds.

"the hamburglar thinks he's so tough stealing all the hamburgers from McDonalds but when i get my hands on that little bastard i'm gonna make him puke up all the hamburgers he ever ate and stole and then eat them myself"

by Ryan September 13, 2005

SOCOM II: U.S. Navy Seals

Greater than you. See sex

"Socom 2 is greater than you" =D

by Ryan April 11, 2004

bum

When someone really loves a certain thing. So much to the extent of it being annoying to others

"Hey you know that dave he really bums Slayer!"

by Ryan August 11, 2004