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Plastic Jesus

1. A Jesus figure made out of plastic
2. An item that gives serenity to its owner
I don't care if it rains or freezes, just as long as I have my plastic Jesus! - Chris Miller
by Ryan November 13, 2003
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camren

A really sexy man, who believes he is white but is truly black and his fellow nigger Ryan always tries and show him this but he refuses to believe it, he is also a pimp masta plus wit the bitches and hoes
Damn Camren you been working those Big ass muscles out?
by Ryan December 26, 2003
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nig jig

Look at the BUSTA on the dance flo', hes bustin a nig jig!
by ryan January 26, 2005
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Country Music

Music that only Southern rednecks, Appalachian hillbillies, and a few farmers could love. The instruments, the lyrics, and especially the vocals are awful and ear-shattering.
If you love listening to god-awful, Southern, countrified droning, along with twanging guitars and occasional banjos, then this crappy music is 4 you. But if you're like me and everyone else, then I suggest you get away from it unless you desire to become one of those people or have your head explode.
So many damn rednecks are always getting riled up at these KUNT-tree concerts.....or they love to blare it on the radio while doing that retarded Muddin'
by Ryan August 13, 2004
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Kirk Hammett

Guitarist in metallica, his first band was a garage band Mesh, and then later joined Exodus, after words he joined Metallica. He took lessons from Joe Satriani, and is very skilled with the guitar.
Wow...kirk hammett rules...
by Ryan August 4, 2003
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New York Yankees

1.The best baseball team in the history of baseball. Best players, best managers, best owners, best everything. Will always kick ass, no matter what.

2.A phrase which strikes fear into the heart of Red Sox fans everywhere.
by Ryan April 16, 2004
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Buzzle

The act one does when seeking the attainment of scoon
I am going to buzzle that scoon
Scoonbuzzler
Scoon
by Ryan May 12, 2004
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