Ryan's definitions

MX6

A beautiful, semi-rare underrated car of the late eighties to mid nineties. Sadly it's underappreciated by today's brand of jive-talking, ignorant ricers.

Ryan drives an MX-6. He must have a huge wang!

by Ryan July 5, 2004

esp

Eletric Shock Protection. This is found is walkmans and other protable cd players. It keeps the cd from skipping

My Walkman dosent have ESP. Every time I fucking move it the cd skips.

by Ryan May 13, 2005

bicycle

A poker term for a straqight A,2,3,4,5. Also known as the wheel

In a High-Lo game the wheel wins both the High and the Lo.

by Ryan September 18, 2004

afternoon delight

a song that will ferrel uses to describe love...

love is like... well here
*sings afternoon delight*

by ryan January 5, 2005

duche bag

Historically known as an insturment of cleanliness bestowed upon a dirrty peice of female genitalia, modernly considered a large scale insult bestowed upon the kind of person that would rather eat shit than do something with meaning

Byron would not agree to video tape his sister getting into the shower in the morning even though the rest of his friends thought she was hot; he is a duche bag

by Ryan December 11, 2003

guaving

(gwa-ving) - v. to guave - the act of two or more individuals of the female persuasion abrading their labia majoras together with stimulation resulting from the thrusting of the hips; usually done for sexual gratification.

holy shit, my nizzel, did you see those two beotches guaving? i have a serious boner from that guave-sesh.

by Ryan November 23, 2003

bm

whoever the fuck said babys momma is a dumbass, its birth mother

Although living with her father and step-mother, her BM is still alive and living in LA.

by ryan September 6, 2004