RyaN's definitions
by ryan May 13, 2005

Slang for Djarum Blacks, which are completely black cigarettes. 40% clove 60% tobacco, probably the most unhealthy thing to smoke.
by Ryan March 19, 2004

by Ryan October 26, 2004

A very poorly thought out, and not so spontaneous joke that causes children to cry, women to stare and men to drop their jaws due to it's pure, absolute stupidity.
(three friends walking to thier car)
#2 "Shotgun!" naming front passenger seat
#3 "Machinegun" third dork trying to crack a joke....
#2 "Shotgun!" naming front passenger seat
#3 "Machinegun" third dork trying to crack a joke....
by Ryan December 27, 2003

the term used when you want to sneak food into a place where they want you to buy their expensive food... it also is quite funnyt because it sounds german
by Ryan November 20, 2004

by Ryan September 28, 2003

Coming from the german "schlitzohr" which means rascal.
To be schlitzohred is to be beaten, outwitted, shown to be inferior, or foiled.
To be schlitzohred is to be beaten, outwitted, shown to be inferior, or foiled.
"oh man, you spent 40 bucks on that? Dude, you were schlitzohred."
teacher: pop quiz today on 3 million words
students: gahhh dude, schlitzohred!
teacher: pop quiz today on 3 million words
students: gahhh dude, schlitzohred!
by Ryan September 25, 2004
