Rutherford McFistinbitches's definitions

Wokeust

A wokeust is a type of person that is like pestilence on humanity, but instead of devouring crops, they devour free thoughts and rational ideas.

Person 1. Why is she protesting when she has no idea what’s going on?

Person 2. Because she’s a wokeust and she feeds on irrational thoughts and disproven ideas.

by Rutherford McFistinBitches August 20, 2025

Dingleman

A man that attempts to fellate every penis he sees but can never finish the job because he endlessly talks with his mouth full.

Person 1 Dude I heard Bryan was blowing everyone at the party.
Person 2 yes he was but he never quit babbling so nobody got to cut.
Person 1 That Bryan, what a Dingleman!
Person2 I know right?

by Rutherford McFistinBitches August 8, 2024

Barley

An old English wooden Butt plug.

Steve’s Barley has left splinters in his assinhimer.

by Rutherford McFistinBitches June 25, 2021

boculo

Combination of the Spanish words boca meaning mouth and culo meaning ass hole. Basically an asshole mouth.

Where is the boculo de Juan.

by Rutherford McFistinBitches April 1, 2021

blosefese

Blosefese is the combination of blood, semen, and feces found in someone's ass or on their penis from performing anal sex.

After a Kenny gave Rob a rigorous ass pounding he had blosefese all over his dick.

by Rutherford McFistinbitches November 4, 2013

blosefese

Blosefese is the combination of blood, semen, and feces found in someone's ass or on their penis from performing anal sex.

After a Charlie gave her a rigorous ass pounding he had blosefese all over his dick.

by Rutherford McFistinbitches November 3, 2013