Russian Surprise's definitions

Tacobell Terrorist

When you need to take a really bad shit in a Tacobell bathroom from eating their tacos, and while taking a shit yell "Alahu Akbar!"

"I was a Tacobell Terrorist today because the taco I ate gave me really bad gas"

by Russian Surprise March 3, 2015

Jewish Charity

When you find a lot of coins on a table or on the ground.

"Look John, I got 64 cents from Jewish Charity"

by Russian Surprise March 3, 2015

Mexican Water Park

When a pipe, faucet, or water source breaks and leads to a lot of water on the ground.

Billy, did you break the sink? There's a Mexican Water Park in the kitchen.

by Russian Surprise January 25, 2017

Propane tank

When you hold in a giant fart.

I'm a propane tank; I really need to fart right now.

by Russian Surprise October 31, 2014

peacan pie

Best fucking pie ever

I ate peacan pie at Costco

by Russian Surprise November 6, 2014