Definitions by Russian Surprise

Mexican Water Park 

When a pipe, faucet, or water source breaks and leads to a lot of water on the ground.

Billy, did you break the sink? There's a Mexican Water Park in the kitchen.

Mexican Water Park by Russian Surprise January 25, 2017

Jewish Charity 

When you find a lot of coins on a table or on the ground.

"Look John, I got 64 cents from Jewish Charity"

Jewish Charity by Russian Surprise March 3, 2015

Tacobell Terrorist 

When you need to take a really bad shit in a Tacobell bathroom from eating their tacos, and while taking a shit yell "Alahu Akbar!"

"I was a Tacobell Terrorist today because the taco I ate gave me really bad gas"

Tacobell Terrorist by Russian Surprise March 3, 2015

peacan pie 

Best fucking pie ever

I ate peacan pie at Costco

peacan pie by Russian Surprise November 6, 2014

Propane tank 

When you hold in a giant fart.

I'm a propane tank; I really need to fart right now.

Propane tank by Russian Surprise October 31, 2014