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C. W. McCall 

Real name is Bill Fries, he was country singer from the 1970s most famous for the song "Convoy" in particular. His other songs were known for their fast-paced, spoken-word style (somewhat similar to rapping) that were usually about trucking, Jeep adventures, and other humorous happenings in the life of a country boy in the 60s and 70s.
C. W. McCall is probably one of the greatest storytellers to ever live.

Burlap bag full of bobcats 

Now we've been every place between here and south Sioux
And we've seen us a truck-stop waitress or two
But this gal's built like a burlap bag full of bobcats
She's got it together

-C.W. McCall
School must've just got out, there's twinkies all over the place.
Twinkie by Russellsroughneck May 11, 2023
I parked in the yard and a German shepherd come out and grabbed onto my leg
Then I knocked three times and wiped my feet, the dog let go and the screen door opened and Bob come out and says "Whaddya want?"
I says, "Come to see your truck"
He says, "Follow me. Come on, Frank." (Dog's name is Frank)

-Classified, CW McCall
Frank by Russellsroughneck May 1, 2023

Crispy Critters

Hippies, specifically. Can be used generally to describe people so high on drugs that they're "baked crispy".
In the words of C.W. McCall:

One day about four or five years ago
We is sittin' at the Conoco station
Kickin' tires, and swattin' flies
And discussin' the State of the Union
When right out in front of the Baptist church
Come a big ol' purple school bus
Had astrological signs upon it
And thirty-five hippies and dogs inside
About half of 'em went for the courthouse lawn
And them dogs commenced on the fireplug
Rest of 'em set there starin' at us
And I says, "Roy, go get your Flit gun"
He says, "Which is the hippies? And which is the dogs?"
I says, "Beats the hell outta me, Roy."
What they was, was a bunch a' them Crispy Critters
And their leader was a space cadet

Mountain Jew 

Nickname for Latter-day Saints, popularized by some close to the firearms industry including YouTuber Garand Thumb and Black Rifle Coffee Company.
Garand Thumb: "...in the same vein as John Moses Browning, it was designed by our favorite Mormons in Utah aka Mountain Jews."
Cameraman: "Mike!"
Garand Thumb: "It's ok, my parents are LDS and they're actually pretty cool people."

Idiot Island 

Trucker 1: Man, I have to haul a load to Idiot Island.
Trucker 2: Oof, that sucks
Idiot Island by Russellsroughneck September 15, 2022