Russell Clark's definitions

allegendly

According to a legendary retelling (of doubtful origin). As alleged in a likely heavily embellished story.

During the battle of Iwo Jima, his grandfather allegendly charged two enemy machine gun nests and single-handedly destroyed them using his flame-thrower.

by Russell Clark December 18, 2005

recycling of endearments

A common tactic of an Identity Deficit Disorder sufferer. Akin to the regifting practice made famous by Seinfeld, except not with Christmas presents for ones friends, but with endearing nicknames for ones lovers. The cynical practice of pimp daddies everywhere.

Back in High School, whenever I wasn't dating anyone, my best friend Marcus would sometimes kindly invite me out with him on his dates. I started begging off though after a few such get togethers and not just for the obvious reason that this was a kind of weird social practice, but actually mostly because I got sick of seeing how Marcus shamelessly practiced the recycling of endearments like "sweetums", "loviekins" and "babydoll". Of course the girl of the moment was none the wiser to all this.

by Russell Clark December 6, 2006

Dimbulbian

An inhabitant or native of Dimbulbia.

In the land of Dimbulbia, intellectual illumination is ever in short supply.

by Russell Clark November 2, 2003

skelatrix

A feminine version of Skeletor of He Man/Masters of the Universe cartoon fame. Any skinny and unattractive or scarecrow-like white female. An SWF survivor of crack or crystal meth addiction.

Marcus: "Hey He Man, check out your arch rival standing there at the edge of the bar." Bob: "you mean the skinny girl over there with the big hair?" Marcus: "Yeah, that's what's her name. . . Skelatrix . . with the methylated grill.

Bob: "You're crazy, Marcus, if you're suggesting that I . . ." Marcus: "Chill, Bobby Brown, I know you're already hittin' that!"

by Russell Clark December 6, 2006

check my spam

Checking one's email though certain one has received no important communication. Compulsively and frequently checking one's email when one is not expecting an important message.

Between friends in a cybercafe: "Hey could you hurry up so I can get on and check my email?" "Who are you kidding, little bro, you know all your email buddies have dropped you like a brick!" "Yeah, I gotta check my spam. . . vamoose!"

by Russell Clark December 6, 2006

kurkle

Snoring while phlegm is caught in one's throat.

He liked to hear her kurkle in her sleep after getting good head from his girlfriend.

by Russell Clark September 24, 2003

Prozagra

A fusion of the drug names, Prozac and Viagra. A cocktail of medications or herbal supplements that elevates both mood and libido or produces a beneficial effect on both by elevating either.

Jim must have started on Prozagra or something. Lately he seems to have taken out a new lease on life!

by Russell Clark December 3, 2006