Russell Clark's definitions

kurkle

Snoring while phlegm is caught in one's throat.

He liked to hear her kurkle in her sleep after getting good head from his girlfriend.

by Russell Clark September 24, 2003

chaw

An embarrassing lie from which one cannot extricate oneself.

He was caught in a chaw once they confronted him with the person whom he said started the rumor.

by Russell Clark September 24, 2003

frup

Contraction of "fruit rollup". A yoga-like position in which one commits auto-fellatio.

He became a paraplegic after unsuccessfully attempting a frup.

by Russell Clark September 24, 2003

gerbaling

The act, individual or collective of introducing into the human rectum, a live gerbal, usual an adult male for the purpose of gaining, directly or indirectly, sadistic and erotic gratification.

The inventor of the "J-tube" self-delivery system was an avid devotee of gerbaling.

by Russell Clark March 14, 2004

battries

batteries for a woman's vibrator

She always maintained a fresh supply of battries and didn't need a boyfriend.

by Russell Clark April 18, 2003

unbefugly

Unbelievably fucking ugly

He was too drunk to realize she was unbefugly

by Russell Clark April 21, 2003

openlid

Describing a student with more college hours than typically required for graduation but who remains ineligible for a degree.

Yo, that mug been to 'bout eight different universities in the past 10 years though he still openlid!

by Russell Clark May 21, 2003