Definitions by Russell Clark
chunky dunking
That BBW wanted to go chunky dunking in the hot tub with me. I told her I would, but that I was afraid we'd have to take turns!
chunky dunking by Russell Clark May 30, 2006
extremiocrity
The characteristic of possessing talents, abilities and knowledge distributed so as to be exceptional in some areas, poor in others and mediocre in none.
extremiocrity by Russell Clark May 14, 2006
hedgling
A naive though usually amiable person who always tailors his or her opinions, tastes or behavior to suit the prevailing social group of the moment. A person whose social tendencies range from chameleon-like approval seeker to unwittingly disingenous. A person with a weak or poorly defined sense of self.
The youngest of the mayorial candidates was a real hedgling, seeming not to realize he had changed his stand on the issues after each interview.
hedgling by Russell Clark May 14, 2006
dumcumpster
Benny is a real dumcumpster who wouldn't get laid if it weren't for the drunken pursuit of buddies' discarded bobags.
dumcumpster by Russell Clark May 14, 2006
allegendly
According to a legendary retelling (of doubtful origin). As alleged in a likely heavily embellished story.
During the battle of Iwo Jima, his grandfather allegendly charged two enemy machine gun nests and single-handedly destroyed them using his flame-thrower.
allegendly by Russell Clark December 18, 2005
gerbaling
The act, individual or collective of introducing into the human rectum, a live gerbal, usual an adult male for the purpose of gaining, directly or indirectly, sadistic and erotic gratification.
gerbaling by Russell Clark March 14, 2004
Dimbulbian
Dimbulbian by Russell Clark November 2, 2003