Definitions by Russ gout

Jousting

The modern day version of medieval jousting. Two men mid HANK (highway wank) meeting at completion

I was burning diesel and choking the weasel when we locked eyes, first time I’ve ever been jousting

The act of pulling a condom over a fresh pint. Resulting in the drink being suctioned to the table.

I used my wallet condom to Excalibeer brad