Rufus 's definitions

jack nasty face

Unfortunate genetic disorder or botched female circumcision in which the vagina and uteral region appear as though Crocodile Dundee went dynamite fishing in the female genitalia.

While she was doing the human pretzel, I gave the Chinese gymnist a jack nasty face with a sledge hammer, some barbed wire, and egg beaters.

by Rufus December 16, 2004

trendies

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Fubar
pathetic
looser

does it need an example ...

by Rufus May 26, 2004

ferrier

To fail. A failure

You're a ferrier...

by Rufus April 19, 2003

Hamilton, Ontario

A mass of genetic mutation smog and marijuana smoke located south of Toronto.

pave paradise put up a parking lot. (red hill expressway)

by Rufus May 13, 2005

tworkn'

short word for working.

I'm tworkn' SHUT THE F@#K UP!!!

by Rufus May 18, 2003

lumberjack

When the proud proprietor of a large boner pulls his cock to the side only to let it go a moment later so that it swings back assaulting the victim's face. The lumberjack can also be done by pushing the boner downward so that it swings up and hit's the victim's chin, this is also known as an "upper-chuck."

"That bitch didn't know how to give head, so I lumberjacked her face with my cock."

"I lumberjacked her when she wasn't looking."

by Rufus June 27, 2003

half-tard

Someone who is very very stupid, but not technically mentally retarded.

I wouldn't vote for Dubya, he's a half-tard.

by Rufus April 13, 2003