Mr. Nobody

The scapegoat for teachers when their students fail to admit who did what was bad in the classroom. The Teachers sarcastically say it must have been “Mr. Nobody.”
Dark Sarcastic Teacher: Who wrote this vile message on the chalkboard?I guess Mr. Nobody did it, huh? Mr. Nobody did it....
by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 07, 2020
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In the Year 2525

Brain transplantation into other cloned bodies will be imminent. Humans will be able to live for several hundreds of years.

Spawned in a secret laboratory ruled by the government; this hidden technology which will be held private against the mindless herd public. sheeple

No trespassing please. Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again.

Amen.
The rules still apply In the Year 2525. See how the lies and deceit can delude for power. Ruled by a secret totalitarian government. ;)
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1979

the year in the Western world where people were the most confused.

we haven't had a year as crazy as 1979 or 1980 ever since. (except maybe 1983 or 1991)

but, 2020 is starting to become a really confusing year, just like 1979.
1979 - there were high crime and murder and music genre battles. Disco died. Hip Hop was born. New Wave killed Rock N' Roll. Everybody was like, "what the hell is going on?"
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Pulling Mussels

They do it down on Camber Sands
They do it at Waikiki
Lazing about the beach all day,
At night the crickets creepy
Squinting faces at the sky
A Harold Robbins paperback
Surfers drop their boards and dry
And everybody wants a hat
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
Shrinking in the sea so cold
Topless ladies look away
A he-man in a sudden shower
Shelters from the rain
You wish you had a motor boat
To pose around the harbor bar
And when the sun goes off to bed
You hook it up behind the car
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
Two fat ladies window shop
Something for the mantelpiece
In for bingo all the nines
A panda for sweet little niece
The coach drivers stand about
Looking at a local map
About the boy who's gone away
Down to next door's caravan
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
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Good God, these people HAVE lost their minds.
There really is no hope for some people

Most of them are soooooo fucked
by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 11, 2020
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I never really realized how messed up and brainwashed the younger generations today really are. I swear the young Biden gentlemen they are even more brainwashed than the Obama generation.
by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 07, 2020
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