Ashnikko’s butthole

I suppose it’s really pretty and cute

I wanna stick it up Ashnikko’s butthole

by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 12, 2020

Surfside Beach, South Carolina

Wouldn’t this be the best place to escape to?

Surfside Beach, South Carolina

by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 10, 2020

ISTP

I am an INTJ and I find relationships with the ISTP to be quite suspicious and baffling most the time. They always seem to tag along with you. They also feel intimidating and worthy of attacking just for the sake of it. They follow you around and you don’t know whether it’s a good or bad thing. They are very intimidating and come on a little too strong. I am a private person, so I find it to be irritating if someone invades my private spaces...

ISTPs come across as predatory humans that are out to take advantage of the situation.
I have to be careful and cautious around some of them. I always fear they are feeding off me and out to get me(sucking my blood🩸) , don’t want to support a random person I’m not quite familiar with.

They only talk to you when they need something. My dad is this personality type, and he did not give a crap about anyone but himself. Unhealthy ISTPs are prone to selfishness.

by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 07, 2020

Self-project

A person who is self-projecting is somebody who projects their own psychological traits back onto you.

People who Self-project are either delusional or are trying to deliberately manipulate you into error. (brainwash/confuse you)

by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 13, 2020

Ok I apologize

I was just in a bad mood. My feelings got hurt because I gained lots of weight and the jail time might have been a little dramatic.

I’m trying to make a comeback..

Ok I apologize. I really need some friends to help get me out of this situation

by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 09, 2020

Pulling Mussels

They do it down on Camber Sands
They do it at Waikiki
Lazing about the beach all day,
At night the crickets creepy
Squinting faces at the sky
A Harold Robbins paperback
Surfers drop their boards and dry
And everybody wants a hat
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
Shrinking in the sea so cold

Topless ladies look away
A he-man in a sudden shower
Shelters from the rain
You wish you had a motor boat
To pose around the harbor bar
And when the sun goes off to bed
You hook it up behind the car
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
Two fat ladies window shop
Something for the mantelpiece
In for bingo all the nines
A panda for sweet little niece
The coach drivers stand about
Looking at a local map
About the boy who's gone away
Down to next door's caravan
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell

by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 09, 2020

There really is no hope for some people

Good God, these people HAVE lost their minds.

There really is no hope for some people

Most of them are soooooo fucked

by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 11, 2020