RoundenBrown's definitions

oar

1.) A tool used to row a boat.
2.) How Irish people pronounce the letter "R".

American guy: "Hand me the oar, we need to get this boat moving."
Irish guy: "Did you see Oar-T-E News last night?"

by RoundenBrown November 9, 2018

ticket queen

What city cops call state troopers, since all they do is write speeding tickets on the highways.

Ticket queens hog all the glory.

by RoundenBrown July 28, 2022

Minnesota Twins

A large pair of Midwestern breasts.

Man, did you check out the Minnesota Twins on that MILF?

by RoundenBrown June 30, 2022

Wo-mancrush

When a straight man has a crush on a woman, not in a sexual way, but rather in a way he would have a "mancrush" on another man.

Some dude: "Priti Patel and Jodie Foster are my wo-mancrushes."

by RoundenBrown June 17, 2020

HMA

HMA
Noun (N)

Origin: United States, late 20th century.

HMA is a three-letter police abbreviation used to describe a Hispanic/Latino adult male. The term originated in law enforcement agencies in the southern and southwestern United States, where there is a significant Hispanicand/or Latino population.

The abbreviation, when broken down, appears as below.

H = Hispanic
M = Male
A = Adult

Pronounced: "H *pause* M *pause* A."

Police officer: "Dispatch, this is 3-Alpha-9, I am in pursuit of a red late-model Toyota, with Arizona tags. Code three response, HMA driver. 11-99, shots fired."

by RoundenBrown January 6, 2010

Phantom Shart

When you think you've sharted so you pull down your pants and wipe your ass only to realize it's clean. That's a phantom shart.

Thought I shit myself, but it was a phantom shart.

by RoundenBrown June 12, 2022

Gobblegobblestan

Country in Southeast Europe. Capital Ankara.

The largest city in Europe is Istanbul, Gobblegobblestan.

by RoundenBrown January 26, 2022