chocolate shank

The punching of someone's asshole. The objective is not to actually enter the asshole, but usually as a retaliation when noticing that one's partner is about to defecate on one's face or chest during physical relations.

It can also be used in a more general sense when punching someone's exposed asshole for a myriad of reasons.
That dude was about to lay a Cleveland steamer on me, so I gave him a chocolate shank.
by Ross Sewage October 26, 2006
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go 9/11

Verb.

The act of becoming a nationalist while unleashing cascades of jingoistic pablum following a tragic event exploited by one's government. This nationalism is characterized by support for an aggressive foreign policy, a police-state, xenophobia, fundamentalism, and for any policies of the controlling party's platform even at the expense of fiscal logic. It is commonly a complete reversal of an individual's past political stance.

Present tense: going 9/11; Past tense: went 9/11
When did Southpark go 9/11 and stop being funny?
by Ross Sewage August 28, 2006
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numbskulled

the state of inebriation whereupon a shy or old metal head will mosh it up and likely be in danger of sustaining severe injury.
Jeremy was so numbskulled last night, he totally jumped in the pit with the karate kids and slipped a fuckin' disc!
by Ross Sewage April 17, 2006
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lingerie

a class of women's garments with unecessary and mind-boggling fasteners and straps that act as puzzling impediment to engaging in coitus.
"Can you puh-leaze just undo this piece of lingerie yourself?"
by Ross Sewage April 17, 2006
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FNBN

An acronym denoting "For Nerds By Nerds." Used in reference to internet memes or supposedly unbiased internet articles that are obviously written for and by nerds, g33ks, 1337s, hax00rz, or any of the C++ speaking elite social class.
That ridiculously huge and well annotated Wikipedia article on the Star Wars Kid is obviously FNBN.
by Ross Sewage August 28, 2006
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karate kid

One of those stupid kids who ruin a show by doing a bunch of high kicks and then hitting you in the face with an elbow because they think they're God damn ninjas. They males are easily recognizable by their girl-cut designer jeans and effeminate haircuts. They are noted for not having any rhythm as they do not actually listen to music.

Note #1: they are not ninjas.
Note #2: they are as lame as Ralph Macchio
I'd do something about that damn karate kid who kicked me, but I'm too drunk and out of shape. Curses!
by Ross Sewage April 17, 2006
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impastafarian

a person, generally caucasian, who likes to listen to reggae while going to college. Their dorm room or apartment (usually paid for by parents) is adorned with Bob Marley posters. Generally, the lifestyle is an excuse to enjoy copious quantities of marijuana.
That impastafarian upstairs needs to turn that crap down, or it won't be just the sheriff getting shot.
by Ross Sewage June 30, 2006
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