impastafarian

a person, generally caucasian, who likes to listen to reggae while going to college. Their dorm room or apartment (usually paid for by parents) is adorned with Bob Marley posters. Generally, the lifestyle is an excuse to enjoy copious quantities of marijuana.

That impastafarian upstairs needs to turn that crap down, or it won't be just the sheriff getting shot.

by Ross Sewage June 30, 2006

chocolate shank

The punching of someone's asshole. The objective is not to actually enter the asshole, but usually as a retaliation when noticing that one's partner is about to defecate on one's face or chest during physical relations.

It can also be used in a more general sense when punching someone's exposed asshole for a myriad of reasons.

That dude was about to lay a Cleveland steamer on me, so I gave him a chocolate shank.

by Ross Sewage October 26, 2006

Cincinatti brown out

The end result of defecating over someone else's eyes.

I put my brown eye over her brown eyes and gave her a Cincinatti brown out.

by Ross Sewage October 26, 2006

list

1. the last tool for lazy writers who want to show how hip their knowledge is.
2. a way for people's tastes to be researched, commodified, and totally exploited on online sites such as myspace.com
3. an item so overused in lieu of actually creating something, that it signifies the end of innovation and the impending apocalypse of popular culture.

I wish people would stop making lists of crap like in that mediocre movie, High Fidelity.

by Ross Sewage March 17, 2006

mang bang

Literally, an all-male gang bang. In the context of a party, however, mang bang is similar to a sausage fest, though it is comprised of closer friends. The main difference between a mang bang and a sausage fest is that the hetero-male participants in a mang bang are usually clueless as to how homoerotic they appear.

"Damn, that was such a mang bang I totally didn't realize no chicks were there."

by Ross Sewage October 26, 2006

karate kid

One of those stupid kids who ruin a show by doing a bunch of high kicks and then hitting you in the face with an elbow because they think they're God damn ninjas. They males are easily recognizable by their girl-cut designer jeans and effeminate haircuts. They are noted for not having any rhythm as they do not actually listen to music.

Note #1: they are not ninjas.
Note #2: they are as lame as Ralph Macchio

I'd do something about that damn karate kid who kicked me, but I'm too drunk and out of shape. Curses!

by Ross Sewage March 17, 2006

numbskulled

the state of inebriation whereupon a shy or old metal head will mosh it up and likely be in danger of sustaining severe injury.

Jeremy was so numbskulled last night, he totally jumped in the pit with the karate kids and slipped a fuckin' disc!

by Ross Sewage March 17, 2006