6 definitions by Ross Penguin Master MacDonald

Van McCann

Van McCann is the lead singer of Catfish And The Bottlemen. He is known for his love of bananas, music, and FIFA. Fans may call him Damn McCann, or Van The Man. Van's real name is actually Ryan Evan McCann but he goes by Van.

"I love Van McCann from Catfish And The Bottlemen!"
"I love him too! He's smokin' hot."

by Ross Penguin Master MacDonald June 10, 2016

Walmart Wifi

A term used to describe slow or shit wifi. Compared with Walmart because Walmart is crap just like your shitty wifi

"My wifi is so slow today. I hate having walmart wifi"

by Ross Penguin Master MacDonald April 27, 2016

Matty Healy

Matty Healy is the lead singer of The 1975. The only thing anyone could say to describe him best is that he is an Emo Lord. Matty likes red wine, Truman Capote, and using the word juxtaposition. Most importantly, he is the father to a puppy named Allen Ginsberg Jesus Christ.

"Wow who is that singing? He has a wonderful voice!"
"Oh that's Matty Healy from The 1975!"

by Ross Penguin Master MacDonald May 29, 2016

Adam Hann

Adam Hann is the guitarist in the band The 1975. Fans of the band may describe Adam as a shy puppy or guitar god. He is pretty quiet during interviews but when he talks it is a blessing from above. He loves his guitars and his fellow band members Ross Macdonald, George Daniel, and Matty Healy.

"Oh my gosh Adam Hann is a guitar god I love him so much!"

by Ross Penguin Master MacDonald May 29, 2016

Ross MacDonald

Ross MacDonald is the bassist in the popular band The 1975. Fans of Ross MacDonald are aware of his love for penguins, turtlenecks, and pizza. Ross' fans describe him as a Giant Teddy Bear or even a Penguin Master.

"Damn I love that Ross MacDonald guy! He's totally the coolest member of The 1975"

by Ross Penguin Master MacDonald May 29, 2016

George Daniel

George Daniel is in the the popular band The 1975. George plays the drums and does the backup vocals. He may be described as a tree due to his tall 6'3 figure. He is a clutz and recently (April 2016) broke his shoulder when he slipped off the tour bus.

"Damn who is that?"
"Oh that's George Daniel from The 1975! He's a hottie right!?"

by Ross Penguin Master MacDonald May 29, 2016