Ross's definitions

monopoly

any time in a males life when they get a hard on in public, sometimes happens as mornin wood, but anytime when it is unexpected
see also stiffy

Man I woke up this morning with a raging monopoly.

by ross March 5, 2004

Spoiled Brat

A person, normally a child who was raised by his/her guardians in a way that the spoiled person gets almost anything he/she wants.

Jamie: Mommy! I want a Buzztoy.
Mommy: But I just bought you a toy!
Jamie: I want a Buzztoy.
Mommy: I already told you, I just...
Jamie: *cries*
Mommy: All right! Fine! Just stop crying
Jamie: *stops crying*

by Ross August 6, 2003

iced out

relating to diamonds and black men

damn g, that bling be iced out

by Ross October 13, 2003

donko

Donko..created by Aimee'. Owned by Mark and Ross. Donko has no real meaning , and is used to mean whatever.

You're a mad donko.
Why are you such a fucking Don ko?

Donk off ya mad doight.

by Ross April 11, 2005

shizzle

Sure. It can mean lots of things, like yes, hell yes (excited yes), damn, shit, fuck, asshole, bastard, shit, shit (as in defacating, as in I'm gonna go make a shizzle), and general useage. Perfect word, it sounds good, and it works as anything. Make's a great explanation point.

Fo shizzle ma wizzle in da hizzle of carroltonizzle. What's up, shizzle? Shizzle! I lost my 20! SHIZZLE! I WON THE LOTTERY!

by Ross July 22, 2004

Nelsonism

N. An extremely filthy statement that is very bigoted, arrogant, and usually religious (normally Christian) in nature. Nelsonisms are rare unless coined or stated by their usual source, Nelson Quan, who is of course, very, very filthy.

"I don't think all those Muslim wars would have happened if the Muslims had the Christian God... I mean, you don't see Christians going around starting wars."

Person 1: "It's important not to look at history in terms of good guys and bad guys."
Nelson: "I think that's stupid. Because obviously the Christians are the good guys and everyone else is a bad guy."

Person 1: "Zoroastrianism and Animism played a role in the development of Christianity."
Nelson: "No, no... you don't understand... Chrisianity influenced the development of Zoroastrianism and Animism."
Person 1: "WTF. How is that possible? Zoroastrianism and Animism were developed thousands of years before Christianity."
Nelson: "Well you see, the power of Jesus and the Bible is so great it transcends time and reason."

by Ross December 27, 2004

huddersfield goose grip

A sexual act which invovles grabbing a woman by her hair and pulling it under her legs. As the woman is doubled over she can be penetrated from the rear.

"I got goose gripped by a cockmaster last night, i've got such a crick in the neck"

by Ross October 31, 2004