Polished Turd

An unattractive girl, who through a good dress sense and the proficient application of make up can appear beautifal to a drunken man.

"That girls a stunner"
"My god man, she's a polished turd!"

by Ross October 31, 2004

bum fluff

fluff thats on ya bum...

*imaging man picking arse*

umm found piece of 'bum fluff'

by Ross January 31, 2003

arseflaps

Arse Flaps
Someone with a rather large fatty arse, when they move, the fat 'flaps'

Insulting because, not many people like 1)referal to their arse and 2) not many people like being called a fat arse

Used by Dani Filth

Hey arseflaps...

She's so fat, her arseflaps

by Ross April 19, 2005

chocolate freeway

A common term synonymous with the intestine being a straight path where (brown) faeces is kept, and thus it is called the "'chocolate' freeway"

Jack inserted his cock into Peters arse for a rough ride down the chocolate freeway.

by Ross February 10, 2002

jewbie

jewbie comes from my producer and it means ghetto as in bad, ugly, dumb

with that duct tape on your phone, it looks jewbie

by Ross March 01, 2005

nipple

Nipple is actually referred to a mouse substitute on a laptop computer that sticks out between the letters "b" "g" and "h" on the keyboard

"Hey, dude, where's your mouse?"

"I left it at home, just use the nipple"

by Ross April 01, 2005

Butsekz

The true spelling of anal sex.

It really hurt to sit down after mass amounts of butsekz.

by Ross May 13, 2005