93 definitions by Ross

witches tit

the extreme ends of any spectrum

Man, its colder than a witches tit out here.

by Ross March 5, 2004

arse reamer

One who inserts his penis into an anus. The term is generally reserved for homosexuals.

Those two guys are holding hands and walking. Ill bet those two are arse reamers.

by Ross February 10, 2002

oy

(sense 1): Interjection signifying pain, weariness, disgust, resignation, etc. Very often part of oy vey or oy vas mir. Compare to English Jeez. (from Yiddish "oy", probably from old German; probably cognate to English "oh").

(sense 2): Interjection signifying annoyance. Very similar to sense 1, but more annoyed than resigned. (Probably from Cockney accent of English "Hey".)

(sense 3) Greeting meaning "hello" or "Hi". (Probably from Cockney "hi").

(sense 1) Oy, my feet hurt.

(sense 2) Oy! What the 'ell do ya think you're doin'?

(sense 3) Oy, mate! 'ow's it goin'?

by Ross November 7, 2003

slurp

slurp; the act of performing oral sex.

The girl slurped pj for 2 hours.

by Ross February 24, 2004

High Rollaz

Punk ass crew from Yakima WA attempting to stunt and get thems' some bitches while actually--as is known to everyone but themselves--being a bunch of poor, broke, ghetto motherfucking pussy ass bitches and faggots. Every one of them. Hey, I can live in the hood and have nothing and be nothing--including the respect of those around me--and give myself a flashy name too, but, well, I still wouldn't be shit or have shit. Tisk tisk tisk, like an ignorant six year old pretending to be batman, let them live in their magic happy fantasy world. It's pathetic really.

Hi, I'm Julius from the high rollaz. I talk about rolling with cases of Hypno, but not only have I never owned or seen a case of hypno, I don't know where to purchase a case of hypno. Woops, I sure do look like a camel. Or Beatle Juice.

by Ross June 20, 2004

cockpunch

A punch which is administered in or around someone's genital region, groin area or crotch, et cetera, et cetera.

Reporter: "Jimmy, HOW do you feel about 'My Five Uncles', the show which has replaced your old one, 'Just The Five Of Us'?"

Jimmy: "What do you think, dumbass!? That show sucks my ass!"

Reporter: OK, moving on, how would you reply to the accusations that you were cancelled from your role because you still look 12 years old?"

Jimmy: "HOW many times have I got to say this!? I'm NOT a kid, I'm 51! Take this, you liberal-media-bastard! I'm gonna cockpunch you!"

by Ross March 15, 2005

huddersfield goose grip

A sexual act which invovles grabbing a woman by her hair and pulling it under her legs. As the woman is doubled over she can be penetrated from the rear.

"I got goose gripped by a cockmaster last night, i've got such a crick in the neck"

by Ross October 31, 2004