Definitions by Roopybabe

oral respirator 

Someone who breathes through their mouth at all times even when walking down the street.

Close your mouth, I don't want to be seen with an oral respirator!

oral respirator by Roopybabe November 22, 2013

lane disciplinarian 

Another driver who makes great show of pointing out to you that you are in the wrong lane, or won't let you in when you try to change lane, by flashing their lights, blowing their horn, gesticulating, winding down their window and saying loudly to you that they think that you indulge in self-abuse etc.

I was in the wrong lane but when I tried to change some sanctimonious lane disciplinarian blocked my path

lane disciplinarian by Roopybabe November 22, 2013

kebabists remorse 

The feeling of regret at having that large doner kebab the night before.

Person A: I wish I hadn't had that large kebab last night, I could yak up at any moment.

Person B: Strewth, sounds like you've got a bad case of kebabists remorse mate.

kebabists remorse by Roopybabe November 22, 2013

frompton

When you are convinced that you are about to fart loudly in a public place and when, you can hold it no longer, the fart is released it actually just makes a small squeak then you have committed a Frompton.

I was in class and was sure I was brewing one big enough to blow the roof off but, to my relief, it was just a Frompton.

frompton by Roopybabe November 22, 2013