Roopybabe's definitions

kebabists remorse

The feeling of regret at having that large doner kebab the night before.

Person A: I wish I hadn't had that large kebab last night, I could yak up at any moment.

Person B: Strewth, sounds like you've got a bad case of kebabists remorse mate.

by Roopybabe November 22, 2013

eco tedious

Someone who is "eco tedious" constantly drones on about environmental issues, global warming, how you should recycle and so on.

Please don't lecture me about how polar bears are going to starve, it's really eco tedious.

by Roopybabe November 24, 2013

kernhead

A native of Cornwall which is called "Kernow" in the Cornish language.

I was born and brought up in Cornwall, I am a kernhead through and through.

by Roopybabe November 24, 2013

xerulence

xerulence is a condition quite common in male office workers; they are in the habit of going over to the photocopier area to release any farts they have brewing, hoping that the noise and smell of the photocopier will mask the sound of the fart and noxious gases thereof. It doesn't.

Can you copy these papers please, oh hang on give it a few minutes, Ken's over there and he has chronic xerulence.

by Roopybabe November 28, 2013