Definitions by Ron Rico

Dirty Dan and the boohoos 

A pathetic crew

Dirty Dan and the boohoos couldn’t even put out a dumpster fire

Dirty Dan and the boohoos by Ron Rico August 24, 2023

Souping

When you strike out with the ladies but still crave something warm and moist on your genitals. You heat up a bowl of soup (preferably a thicker gumbo) and proceed to dip your junk in it, in a teabagging fashion

Well since I couldn’t merge with any strange last night i went home and went souping instead, felt great and didn’t have to kick a skank out of my house the next day

Souping by Ron Rico June 17, 2018

Half the meat 

When a girl has an iud ring in her cooch so she tells you ya can’t go too deep..

Girl: I have an iud ring so don’t try and get all up in my guts.

Me: don’t worry babe I’ll only give ya half the meat

Half the meat by Ron Rico June 5, 2018

Polish bath 

When you boil water and use it to bathe your genitals to prevent stds

After banging that skank trench from pi beta alpha last night I had to take a polish bath.. still ended up with gonnarhea

Polish bath by Ron Rico May 12, 2018

Soulard Rustbucket 

When you're eating a girls butthole and she's on her period. Some of the blood leaks down on your tongue making it taste like a rusty penny.

Man I was trying to toss This bitch's salad last night and her period blood leaked down into my mouth. Tasted like a soulard rustbucket

Soulard Rustbucket by Ron Rico June 24, 2017