Roger's Not Here's definitions

va-va

A freezing cold vagina

It’s so cold outside I’m literally freezing my ta-tas and va-va off!

by Roger's Not Here October 31, 2023

Soaking Rampage

The act of soaking, but done without abandon to anyone who may show interest in soaking.

A soaking rampage can happen after a break-up with a Mormon boy because a polygynous soaking relationship could not satisfy the needs of the girl (or vice versa). A soaking rampage can also spontaneously happen when visiting Salt Lake City.

After dating Ryan for so long, I'm going to Salt Lake City this weekend and going on a soaking rampage.

by Roger's Not Here December 9, 2022

Crab Coochie

The crab coochie is located where the crab’s legs come together. There may be one crab coochie or many. Either way, the crab coochie holds an abundance of sweet meat you can only truly experience with your tongue and hot butter.

Did you see Conley working that crab coochie at dinner last night? She was working it.

Last night I was beard deep in crab coochie and that melted butter put me over the top.

by Roger's Not Here January 2, 2023

boujay

When you intend something to be "Boujee," but instead you invite your friends from Arkansas who just want Cheez-Its, Vanilla Wafers, Captain Crunch Cereal, Corn Nuts, and Miller Lite. It's Boujee with a twist of White Trash.

I invited my friends to Napa Valley for wine tasting, elegant cuisine, and romantic sunsets, but all they wanted to do was stop at the gas station and get Cheez-Its. At that moment, Boujee turned Boujay.

by Roger's Not Here July 17, 2023

Snack Mates

A non-binding agreement between two people that grants each other permission to casually enjoy each other as a snack from time to time.

Boy: Damn, girl look at you! We could be Snack Mates because from what I see you’re all that I could handle.

Girl: Meet me at the gas station and bring some CheezIts.

by Roger's Not Here July 19, 2023

Delta Shitter

A person who has diarrhea so bad that a commercial airline would have to return to their origin to prevent a bio-hazard situation.

John’s stomach was so torn up today that he didn’t make to the bathroom. He could have been the delta shitter by the distance of his diarrhea trail.

by Roger's Not Here September 17, 2023

ufy

Technicality, to un-fuck yourself. This is needed when one does something so against their nature that they need to be told in very straight terms to stop it and go another way.

Person 1: “I went and voted for Donald Trump.”
Person 2: “please UFY.”

by Roger's Not Here January 11, 2020