kalahari cunt kick

When you're floating down the lazy river at a Kalahari Resort and you stick your big toe in the vagina of the lady floating behind you.
Brandon, you won't believe it, I gave Jordan the Kalahari Cunt Kick on our senior class trip a decade ago.
by RodJammerJR February 05, 2024
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portable woman

A woman of small stature, as defined by Theo Von.
"I like a tall woman, but I also like me a portable woman." -Theo Von
by RodJammerJR February 05, 2024
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