bacon torpedo

another term for my COCK.

Your sister loves to slobber on my Bacon Torpedo.

by Rod Mack July 19, 2003

nutjuggler

A dirty whorebag who spends most of her free time fondling testicles and receiving teabag treatment.

Your Fat stinky MOM.

by Rod Mack July 19, 2003

Grandm.i.l.f.

Grandmother I'd like to fuck

Raquel Welch

by Rod Mack July 19, 2003

Baloney Pony

A male phallus. The Oscar Meyer pole. The Bacon Torpedoe.

Your mom is such a freak! She smoked my Baloney Pony while my nuts rested in her eye sockets!!!!!

by Rod Mack July 19, 2003

one-eyed trouser trout

My COCK.

Jennifer stuffed her mouth full of the one-eyed trouser trout, and it puked in her throat.

by Rod Mack July 19, 2003

dirty chavez

When your Choad (the region between your ass and scrotum) is stinky sweaty, you wipe it with your finger and slide across an unsuspecting person's upper lip.

Dude I totally gave your mom a Dirty Chavez after she passed out!!!

by Rod Mack July 01, 2006