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schweinstock

German. Literally, "pig stick." Utilized in the movie "Young Frankenstein" to allude to the penis. Dr. Frankenstein (Gene Wilder) is discussing how all the parts of the monster would need to be to "artificially or congenitally englarged." Inga (Teri Garr), the doctor's assistant, gets a strange look on her face and says, "oof...he would have an enormous schweinstock!" To which the Doctor replies with, "Well, that goes without saying..."

"He's going to be very popular," pipes in Igor (Marty Feldman).
What a schweinstock that guy has - he must have to tuck it into his sock!
by Rod Brock July 29, 2006
mugGet the schweinstockmug.

iron chink

An automated device once used in processing fish, particularly salmon. The term derives from the fact that in the early history of the U.S. fishing industry, individuals of Chinese extraction were often employed in fish canneries. The "iron chink" displaced many Chinese workers.
There's an iron chink on display at the Museum of History and Industry.
by Rod Brock July 24, 2006
mugGet the iron chinkmug.

well-digger's ass

Older slang, used in cold weather to place emphasis on how extremely cold it is outdoors.
Damn, it's colder than a well-digger's ass!
by Rod Brock August 1, 2006
mugGet the well-digger's assmug.

hell-smell

Used to describe a profound stench, usually one with sulfurous overtones.
I'm not sure which is worse: the hell-smell down by the Geysers, or the hell-smell that emerges from the bathroom when Ranger Bob takes a dump.
by Rod Brock July 24, 2006
mugGet the hell-smellmug.

Mister Happy

A dildo. A kind of sex toy, usually modeled after the male member, used primarily by females, but sometimes employed in sexplay by either heterosexual or homosexual couples.
Men are a pain in the ass - you have to feed and coddle them and stroke their egos. All Mister Happy needs is two "D" batteries.
by Rod Brock September 24, 2005
mugGet the Mister Happymug.

haymaker

An exceptionally loud, resounding fart.
BOOM, he let one go, a first rate haymaker.
by Rod Brock July 24, 2006
mugGet the haymakermug.

God boy

A fundmentalist Christian. First applied to Ned Flanders, in "The Simpsons" animated series.
Joe: We thank you, oh Lord...
Jim: Take it outside, God boy.
by Rod Brock May 22, 2006
mugGet the God boymug.

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