watchspring

A very curly hair, resembling a spring.

There's a godammed watchspring in my salad!

by Rod Brock May 15, 2006

purple hermie

Older term. Identical in meaning to purple nerple.

Man, my arms are black and blue from all the purple hermies I've been getting at school.

by Rod Brock August 01, 2006

crazy pay

Government assistance for mentally ill persons: SSI, SSA, Medicaid.

They put him on crazy pay after his last manic episode, no way can he hold a job anymore.

by Rod Brock September 24, 2005

shrimp

A small, underdeveloped person, most often male. A "90 pound weakling."

Adj. - shrimpy

That kid is a shrimp - you could take him with one hand tied behind your back.

by Rod Brock May 15, 2006

the demon did it

Term used to explain away a circumstance that no one accepts responsibility for, or that seemingly cannot be explained in a prosaic manner.

Mike: Who the fuck took a bite out of my sandwich?
Ike: I dunno. I guess the demon did it.

by Rod Brock September 24, 2005

jump the fence

To abandon a heterosexual lifestyle for a homosexual one. May pertain to men or women.

Cynthia told me she's fed up with men, and might jump the fence.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

warp speed

Driving excessively fast in an automobile. Extreme speeding.

The Porsche blew through the red light at warp speed, with the police in hot pursuit.

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006