Rod Brock's definitions

chocolate fiend

One who partakes in chocolate to the point of excess.

Nine out of ten women are chocolate fiends, even if they don't admit it.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

'round the bend

UK. One who is mentally imbalanced, eccentric, crazy, etc. Sometimes expressed as "right 'round the bend." An eighties tune, during the second "British Invasion" of music in the U.S., had the lyric, "You send me right 'round, baby, 'right round, like a record baby."

Did you see him talking to that tree? 'Round the bend, he is.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

brain barf

Used to describe the product of foolish reasoning. Differs from bullshit in the sense that it pertains directly to the reasoning process of the one spouting the nonsense; bullshit, on the other hand, may be merely repeated nonsense, heard elsewhere.

His thesis is brain barf - no way is it going to get approved.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

side meat

Slabs of meat taken specifically from the sides of a pig, practically a staple in the deep south. May be smoked and cured, in which case it becomes known as bacon, or salted, in which case it is known as salt pork. Sometimes referred to as "side pork," as well, it is an indispensable ingredient for the southern dish of boiled greens.

"Side meat" was mentioned numerous times in John Steinbeck's "The Grapes of Wrath," a story of an Oklahoma family who left home during the Dustbowl years to work in the fruit picking industry in California.

Fry up that side meat, ma - I'm starvin'!

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

lobster bibb

An unusually large bibb sometimes offered to adults in restaurants which serve unusually messy or sloppy foods: lobster, ribs, cracked crab, etc.

Man, you need to carry a lobster bibb around with you - I swear you've always got crud on the front of your shirt.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

darkie

A brand of toothpaste displaying an African-American male with very black skin and very white teeth on the tube. Discontinued in the 1980s.

I was startled to see what seemed a brand-new tube of "Darkie" brand toothpaste in Tom's medicine cabinet; I didn't think it was available anymore.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

horseshit and slivers

Antiquated term, used to refer to the supposed ingredients of a poor grade of rolling tobacco, such as Bull Durham. Also may be used a comeback when someone asks what's for dinner.

I swear, that bag of tobacco was naught but horseshit and slivers.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006