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wormwood

The name of a star in the biblical book of Revelation which falls to earth and poisons the waters.
Given the bitterness of the plant, Wormwood was a good choice for the name of the star that poisons the waters in the book of Revelation.
by Rod Brock July 30, 2006
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Johnny Brown Pants

The condition of having brown stains, or skid marks on your underwear. May also be used a locker room taunt by young children, or at home by siblings.
Kiddo, you've got one serious case of Johnny brown pants.
by Rod Brock May 22, 2006
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purple hermie

Older term. Identical in meaning to purple nerple.
Man, my arms are black and blue from all the purple hermies I've been getting at school.
by Rod Brock August 1, 2006
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side meat

Slabs of meat taken specifically from the sides of a pig, practically a staple in the deep south. May be smoked and cured, in which case it becomes known as bacon, or salted, in which case it is known as salt pork. Sometimes referred to as "side pork," as well, it is an indispensable ingredient for the southern dish of boiled greens.

"Side meat" was mentioned numerous times in John Steinbeck's "The Grapes of Wrath," a story of an Oklahoma family who left home during the Dustbowl years to work in the fruit picking industry in California.
Fry up that side meat, ma - I'm starvin'!
by Rod Brock July 24, 2006
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Borg

A Jehovah's Witness. Term employed by ex-Jehovah's Witnesses as a pejorative for a practicing JW, or to refer to the entire JW organization in a negative way. Derived from "Bible Organization," which the Jehovah's Witnesses purport to be, rather than a "religion," per se.
Ever since I got kicked out of the JWs, I dread running into a Borg I used to know on the street.
by Rod Brock October 4, 2005
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slider

by Rod Brock May 22, 2006
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God boy

A fundmentalist Christian. First applied to Ned Flanders, in "The Simpsons" animated series.
Joe: We thank you, oh Lord...
Jim: Take it outside, God boy.
by Rod Brock May 22, 2006
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