Rock the Stage's definitions

Fugoozied

To be messed up; or to have one's personal state in disarray

"Why are your pants crinkled?"
"Oh, I didn't see that. I guess they're fugoozied."

by Rock the Stage April 18, 2023

Smurf-Pegging

A sex act in which a short woman dies herself blue and proceeds to peg her husband with a mushroom or mushroom-shaped prop.

"John, why is your wife blue?"
"Oh, yeah. We did some smurf-pegging last night."

by Rock the Stage April 18, 2023

Cummaxxing

The act in which a person attempts to meet all of their dietary and nutritional needs via the ingestion of exclusively human semen. Some have asserted that one would need to around 400 cum shots daily in order to survive. Contraptions necessary to achieve such cum levels require multiple men jerking off into a giant funnel and the cum recipient sitting or standing below the funnel.

"Want to go to the movies this weekend?"
"No thanks, I am cummaxxing. I don't have time."
"Oh."

by Rock the Stage April 18, 2023

Meat Water

A bottle or metal thermos in which a vile concoction a meat sticks, water, burger, expired yogurt, saliva, bread, and any other table scraps on hand is brewing. It is necessary for meat water to be stored in a couch or other furniture item where unsuspecting victims will be present for its inevitable explosion.

"What's that atrocious smell?"
"Spencer made another batch of meat water!"

by Rock the Stage April 18, 2023