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Joaquin Phoenix

A once great actor who basically said "Fuck this shit" and grew a kickass beard and started a new rap career. Joaquin went on David Letterman and totally fucked his shit up, he put gum under the dude's table didn't watch or talk about a movie he starred in and had a nervous tick. His performances are out of this world also, while Joaquin was rapping he walked straight off a stage and fell to the ground like air was ground or something. In another performance Joaquin let niggas know what was good when he wrecked this dude for heckling him on stage. His debut album is set to drop in 09'
Hey did you see Joaquin Phoenix on David Letterman last night?

Yeah, why did he look like a hobo and looked like he didn't want to be there?

Cuz he's G Bro!
by roc18 March 13, 2009
mugGet the Joaquin Phoenixmug.

Muff Cabbage

Theresa: YOU'RE A MUFF CABBAGE! PSYCHO BITCH

*10 mins later*

Theresa: Sorry I overreacted it's a Jersey Thing
by Roc18 October 16, 2010
mugGet the Muff Cabbagemug.

Everything is bigger in Texas

Phrase used to describe the size of Texas and everything in it in relation to the rest of the United States.

i.e. the size my penis
by Roc18 November 28, 2009
mugGet the Everything is bigger in Texasmug.

Terry Crews

A large black man from the movie White Chicks, the Boondocks and Everybody hates Chris who looks like the dude that would rape you if you dropped the soap in the jail. Coolest mothafucka alive.
Terry Crews played in the NFL and is now an Actor.
by Roc18 April 30, 2010
mugGet the Terry Crewsmug.

Metapod

When your penis gets so hard that it doesn't move.
Before i fucked Jaine my dick pulled a Metapod.
by Roc18 April 21, 2010
mugGet the Metapodmug.

Street Clothes

What NBA players wear when they are sitting on the sidelines not actually being part of the team.
Stephon Marbury ain't doing nothing for the Knicks, he's just sitting on the side in his street clothes waiting to get paid.
by roc18 December 16, 2008
mugGet the Street Clothesmug.

Affliction

Affliction, Ed Hardy, TapouT. All examples of what's in a douchebag's wardrobe.
by Roc18 September 10, 2009
mugGet the Afflictionmug.

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