Nymphette

A sexy young (usually underage) girl. Typically dirty old men like the young ones.

-"Miley is hot! She really is a nymphette and you know how I roll; if there is grass on the field, play ball!"
-"I am going to have to register as a sex offender because I have a problem with these nymphettes."
-"I can't search for nymphette at work anymore because they caught me last week and I already have 2 warnings."

by RobYo April 30, 2008

Nantucket

A fictional city where a guy lives and this gifted man can perform autofellatio on himself. And apparently likes it!

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had a dick sooo long he could suck it!
He said with a grin,
Wiping sperm from his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I would Fuck it!"

by RobYo July 11, 2008

Solosex

The ability to insert his penis in his asshole.

Guy1- Dude, I nearly had solosex last night!
Guy2- What happened?
Guy1- I got the head in!
Guy2- So close but yet soo far.

by RobYo August 26, 2008

Armo Stare

The constant staring of a typical male Armenian in Glendale, Ca. For some reason they stare at you like you are an alien or something. I am guessing that their parents never taught them that it was rude.

Frank- I went to the carwash yesterday.

Julie- Did they give you the Armo Stare?

Frank- Yes. They stared at me like I was naked.
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~Pedro- I went to the Starbucks in Glendale.

~Juan- Those Armos like the Armo Stare!

~Pedro- They think we are blind and don't notice them staring!

by RobYo December 16, 2009

solofuck

The strange ability to bend his own cock into his own asshole.

Girl1 Go fuck yourself Frank!
Frank- I did that earlier! I can now solofuck!

I was able to solofuck yesterday, and now my cock bends downwards on its own.

by RobYo June 20, 2008