Definitions by Robin Graves

fart wad 

A way to express disappointment in a friend. When expressing disappointment in an enemy you would use the harsher term dick wad

Don't be a fart wad, lend me the money.

fart wad by robin graves February 21, 2004

rebate 

A false promise to reimburse someone cash for buying a product. Originally from the term re-bait which means to lure or trick someone over and over again. In order to make a product seem less expensive, some manufacturers offer a rebate of cash if you buy their product and them follow vague and difficult instructions that involve cutting things out, stapling things together, photocopying, mailing or shipping items and them waiting six months for a check that never comes. If the company really wanted you to save money, they would just have a promotional sale.
See also RIP-OFF, MAIL FRAUD.

I wonder what happened to my rebate?

rebate by robin graves February 21, 2004

twat rag 

1. Slang for tampon.
2. A disparaging word to describe a female in anger or disgust, see bitch or cunt
see also cunt rag

Stacy is a dirty twat rag.

twat rag by robin graves February 21, 2004

classic bush 

Untrimmed, overgrown pubic hair. As classic rock refers to music from the 60s and 70s, classic bush refers to letting your pubes grow wild (like people did in the 60s and 70s)

Susan loves retro fashion and sports a classic bush.

classic bush by robin graves February 20, 2004

skexis 

A hideous, gargley voiced,snaggle-toothed creature with tribal tits that resembles the hawaiian punch guy after chernobyl.

The skexis has a mysterious rust colored toothbrush in its car.

skexis by Robin Graves January 25, 2003