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Definitions by Robert McGillicuddy

Louis Futon 

A phony Louis Vuitton bag worn by girls trying to act rich.

(popularized in Broken Under Interrogation, a novel of urban decay)
That's not real miss, it's a Louis Futon!
one who is an obstructionist, especially on military operations. Can also mean a ding bat, loser, unequipped mentally to do anything but run into walls with a retarded helmet.
"Bob you 'effing rammer! You didn't charge the batteries, now we're stuck out here."

"Rammer! You forgot to load the water up!"
Rammer by Robert McGillicuddy March 16, 2010

every swingin' dick

Everyone. Especially used in all male military units.
"I want every swingin' dick to be there at 0900!"