Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Robert Leigh Adams

Benidorm Breakfast

A Benidorm Breakfast is a way to describe what party goers generally eat/drink the morning after the night before.

Benidorm is the usual haunt for English beer monsters to relax and unwind, and normally drink from 9am - 9pm

A Benidorm Breakfast generally consists of the following:

Warm flat beer that has been left over night or in fact cold beer that was liberated from the fridge.

Cold Pizza, Chinese, Indian meal or more commonly in the UK Kebab.

This phrase is used the world over but is more commonly used in Shrewsbury and can be considered a Shrewsburyism

Rob: Hey Jo we better clear these empty bottles and pizza boxes away.

Jo: Whats the hurry?

Rob: My parents are coming over and I dont want them thinking we've just had a Benidorm Breakfast

Benidorm Breakfast by Robert Leigh Adams October 28, 2007

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pub cum

Pub Cum is the sticky residue that you normally find on your forearms after a busy shift at the pub. It usually happens when you pass a pint under the guinness tap and it drips a globule of said beverage.

It is commonly used amoung shrewsbury bar staff so it can also be know as a shrewsburyism

Jo: Hey Rob how was your shift at the pub
Rob: Great!
Jo: Ewwww whats that sticky stuff on your arm
Rob: Ah bollocks Im covered in pub cum again.

pub cum by Robert Leigh Adams October 28, 2007