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Definitions by Robert E. Porter

snatch acne 

As the term implies, an eruption of weeping sores in and around the vulva (pussy/snatch/twat/cunt/meat wallet).

See also clitzit.
Say, Doc, could you write me out a prescription for something? I've got snatch acne and my boyfriend won't fuck me!
snatch acne by Robert E. Porter January 2, 2009
1. (n) Acne that has metastasized to the twat, specifically the clitoris. Often misdiagnosed as genital warts.

2. (n) A pustule or zit found on the clitoris.
Hey, Mom, my clitzits are bulging... how's about you help me pop all of 'em?
clitzit by Robert E. Porter January 2, 2009

slutcunt 

1. (n.) reflexive of cuntslut.
2. (n.) a prostitute's uncleaned vagina, or for the more colorful imagination, a horny hooker's putrid pussy.
3. (n.) a disreputable or deplorable person.
1. How DARE you call me a slutcunt, you cuntslut!
2. Sorry about the smell of my slutcunt - one moment while I douche.
3. Oh, go stick it up your slutcunt, ya slutcunt!
slutcunt by Robert E. Porter January 2, 2009

Erectile Penile

(adj.) A style of architecture in which buildings are designed to look like phallic symbols or huge erect cocks.
Donald Trump had Penis Envy, so he bought the Erectile Penile Empire State Building in New York City.

The Entex tower in Houston looks like a huge white dildo with windows... it's an outstanding example of Erectile Penile Architecture.

street whore 

(n.) An employee of the sidewalks, a male or female prostitute that primarily works the streets, providing low-budget sexual services to new and existing johns. These women are only interested in volume vs. quality, and earn an average of about $1,500 per day when not incarcerated. All street whores are generally stupid and many are former physicians, bankers, lawyers, and mortgage brokers.

See also gutterslut.
My Aunt Mary buys me expensive gifts because she's a street whore and she can afford it.
street whore by Robert E. Porter December 31, 2008

one-eyed mayonnaise launcher 

(n.) Same as penis or dick.
Say, Doctor, I've been having an itch in the area of my one-eyed mayonnaise launcher. Might you have a look at it please?

fucktool 

1. (n.) any sexual accessory or device that closely mimicks the shape of a nice hard cock.

2. (n.) a child or adult who is unwittingly stupid, i.e. a moron or idiot

See also dildo and butt plug.
1. "I want you to ram that fucktool right up my pussy NOW, David! Oh, huhuhuhu!!!"

2. "I told you not to answer the door after ten o'clock you little fucktool!
fucktool by Robert E. Porter December 31, 2008