Milk of Fagnesia

A vulgar slang term for fresh semen.

I sucked him off, then took his load of Milk of Fagnesia down my throat.

by Robert E. Porter January 15, 2006

flafliculate

To run about wildly in the nude, with all body parts bouncing.

Please do not flafliculate in our presence, thank you.

by Robert E. Porter January 09, 2006

holepole

(n.) A penis or dildo.

Hey, Bruce, will you puhleeeeezzz plug me with your holepole?

by Robert E. Porter December 09, 2008

cuntosis

(n.) Putrefaction of the pussy, a chronic condition resulting in the most foul-smelling meat wallet found in the universe. The discharge from cuntosis can be smooth or lumpy like the mouth-watering giblet gravy your grandmother used to make.

(See also: cuntitis, a less virulent variation of pussy pathology than cuntosis.)

The doctor's head was half way to the floor when the fetid odor of cuntosis reached his nostrils.

by Robert E. Porter September 12, 2007

mouthwash

(n.) For straight men, it's cunt juice. For gay men, it's cum. Same for gay and straight women.

See cum and cunt juice.
See also snowball.

Gay:
As I blow you, you're going to shoot your white hot mouthwash into my open oral cavity.

Lesbian:
Belinda took all of Stephanie's mouthwash down her throat while they were munching monkey.

Straight:
John and Mary gargled each other's mouthwash and hummed a tune simultaneously.

by Robert E. Porter August 10, 2007

clitzit

1. (n) Acne that has metastasized to the twat, specifically the clitoris. Often misdiagnosed as genital warts.

2. (n) A pustule or zit found on the clitoris.

Hey, Mom, my clitzits are bulging... how's about you help me pop all of 'em?

by Robert E. Porter January 02, 2009

thussburger

Slang term for the female genitalia.

Mary's thussburger smelled so bad, that it made her gynecologist pass out and fall on the floor.

by Robert E. Porter January 09, 2006