Anna Nicole

(n.) The act of marrying anyone who is greater than three times one's age in order to become the beneficiary of his/her multi-million dollar estate.

You mean that bitch is only 23, and the guy she married was 75 years old? Man, she did the Anna Nicole on that poor old bastard.

by Robert E. Porter March 26, 2007

eating pussy

To have oral sex with a woman. Also known as cunnilingus. The eater can be either male or female, but the eatee must be a female, or some other cunted creature. Eating the pussy may involve licking, sucking, blowing, kissing or other similar action to the labia minora and clitoris. This activity could preceed or follow normal dick-to-twat action.

I called Duane, but he was busy eating pussy and said he'd call back later.

by Robert E. Porter January 14, 2006

jizz fizz

(Vulgar slang) - The COCKtail a person performing fellatio receives orally when the one being fellated has an orgasm in their mouth.

Boy, the jizz fizz I got down my throat from sucking his schlong last night was better than drinking a Black Russian!

by Robert E. Porter January 15, 2006

tonsil hockey

A nonsense game referring to heavy-action French kissing and deep tonguing.

Mary and John were in the pool playing tonsil hockey.

by Robert E. Porter January 09, 2006

flafliculate

To run about wildly in the nude, with all body parts bouncing.

Please do not flafliculate in our presence, thank you.

by Robert E. Porter January 09, 2006

street whore

(n.) An employee of the sidewalks, a male or female prostitute that primarily works the streets, providing low-budget sexual services to new and existing johns. These women are only interested in volume vs. quality, and earn an average of about $1,500 per day when not incarcerated. All street whores are generally stupid and many are former physicians, bankers, lawyers, and mortgage brokers.

See also gutterslut.

My Aunt Mary buys me expensive gifts because she's a street whore and she can afford it.

by Robert E. Porter July 10, 2007

holepole

(n.) A penis or dildo.

Hey, Bruce, will you puhleeeeezzz plug me with your holepole?

by Robert E. Porter August 24, 2007