Definitions by Robert D Sykes
hokuto shin-ken
v. Originating partly from ken and partly from a fictional martial art called Hokuto Shinken, featured in the anime series "Fist Of The North Star".
1. An incredibly vile smelling liquid ken that leaves the anus with massive explosive force, almost filling the toilet bowl with excrement as well as coating the sides. The force of a hokuto shin-ken is sometimes sufficient to propel the excreter several inches into the air.
2. Considered to be more severe than a holocaust ken, in fact the most extreme form of ken
1. An incredibly vile smelling liquid ken that leaves the anus with massive explosive force, almost filling the toilet bowl with excrement as well as coating the sides. The force of a hokuto shin-ken is sometimes sufficient to propel the excreter several inches into the air.
2. Considered to be more severe than a holocaust ken, in fact the most extreme form of ken
Shitting in Mr T's bin would have been bad enough but I did a hokuto shin-ken which not only meant that I had to wipe my arse up his front door, but the smell also killed his geraniums.
hokuto shin-ken by Robert D Sykes April 26, 2005
shog
n. Of Stewartian origin
1. A type of dog which is somewhat fluffy and/or has the appearance of wearing a moustache.
Shoggey
adj.
1. Of living creatures, to resemble a fluffy dog i.e having a large hairy face.
1. A type of dog which is somewhat fluffy and/or has the appearance of wearing a moustache.
Shoggey
adj.
1. Of living creatures, to resemble a fluffy dog i.e having a large hairy face.
With his impressive moustache, Max the Yorkshire Terrier was the quintessential shog.
The old man may have been drunk and soaked in his own urine, but his shoggey appearance endeared him to all.
The old man may have been drunk and soaked in his own urine, but his shoggey appearance endeared him to all.
shog by Robert D Sykes April 26, 2005
spoof
n. Possibly of Australian origin.
1. A viscous whitish secretion of the male reproductive organs, containing spermatozoa and consisting of secretions of the testes, seminal vesicles, prostate, and bulbourethral glands. Also called seminal fluid.
2. Beer with little taste and low alcohol content.
1. A viscous whitish secretion of the male reproductive organs, containing spermatozoa and consisting of secretions of the testes, seminal vesicles, prostate, and bulbourethral glands. Also called seminal fluid.
2. Beer with little taste and low alcohol content.
spoof by Robert D Sykes April 26, 2005