Robert D Sykes's definitions

jerkline skinner

n. Of North American origin. A jerkline is a single rein that runs to the lead animal in a team of mules or horses.

1. A driver who can control the team by use of the jerkline.

2. One who's abilities to construct a spliff are of an extremely low standard.

Slim, you're the best darned Jerkline Skinner that I ever layed eyes on.

I'm not smoking that your majesty, it looks as if it's been rolled by a jerkline skinner.

by Robert D Sykes April 26, 2005

spoof

n. Possibly of Australian origin.

1. A viscous whitish secretion of the male reproductive organs, containing spermatozoa and consisting of secretions of the testes, seminal vesicles, prostate, and bulbourethral glands. Also called seminal fluid.

2. Beer with little taste and low alcohol content.

"Crikey!" exlaimed Jilly Goulden, "nothing to drink but 48 cans of spoof."

by Robert D Sykes April 26, 2005

shog

n. Of Stewartian origin

1. A type of dog which is somewhat fluffy and/or has the appearance of wearing a moustache.

Shoggey

adj.

1. Of living creatures, to resemble a fluffy dog i.e having a large hairy face.

With his impressive moustache, Max the Yorkshire Terrier was the quintessential shog.

The old man may have been drunk and soaked in his own urine, but his shoggey appearance endeared him to all.

by Robert D Sykes April 26, 2005