horror ken

v. Originating from ken

1. A particularly odorous and semi-liquid ken that leaves the excreter feeling as if he or she has just passed a bowl of porridge.
The Daily Telegraph promised a full expose with pictures of a horror ken left by Princess Michael Of Kent in the loo of Sainsbury's.
by Robert D Sykes April 26, 2005
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shog

n. Of Stewartian origin

1. A type of dog which is somewhat fluffy and/or has the appearance of wearing a moustache.

Shoggey

adj.

1. Of living creatures, to resemble a fluffy dog i.e having a large hairy face.
With his impressive moustache, Max the Yorkshire Terrier was the quintessential shog.

The old man may have been drunk and soaked in his own urine, but his shoggey appearance endeared him to all.
by Robert D Sykes April 26, 2005
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leonard lightweight

n. Unknown origin

1. A person who easily succumbs to the effects of intoxicants, especially those which yield THC.
2. A person who becomes ill after consuming intoxicants, especially those which yield THC.
Ratzinger was disqualified from being a Papal candidate on account of his reputation of being a leonard lightweight.
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