Robby H.'s definitions

Devon Fontane

A guy in our computer apps class....he wears band t-shirts everyday...

"Devon Fontane is going out with a really hot girl who greg wants real bad."

by Robby H. October 18, 2004

Tire Tracks

When the human waste comes out too soon and leaves a brown "track-like" looking shitstain on the inside of your momma's panties. It can also be found on the inside of a toilet bowl when your bastard, son-of-a-bitch brother drops the bomb.

Son: Daddy what are the brown marks on mommy's underwear?
Dad: Wow your a dumbfuck, those are your mother's shitstain tire tracks.

by Robby H. October 21, 2004

stop short

When the driver is on a date and pretends to stop short in an emergency situation, hence putting his arm out as if to stop the passenger from flying through the windshield. But what he is really doing is feeling her boobs...

"Dude, you used the stop short? That's my move!"

by Robby H. November 9, 2004

omarosa

the biggest bitch in television history..a few words to define her: Arrogant, Racist, Whiny, Bitchy, Annoying, Fake, etc.

NO ONE likes Omarosa because she is so fucking arrogant and uses the race card to get away with whatever the fuck she wants.

by Robby H. October 6, 2005

cocksmoker

A person who likes to use a cock as a cigarette.

Mom:"David where's your brother?"
David:"Oh, the cocksmoker is up in his room playing twister with his boyfriend."

by Robby H. November 21, 2004

vasocongestion

Also known as blue balls.

I came down with a bad case of vasocongestion when I didn't achieve an orgasm.

by Robby H. July 19, 2005

mooperbating

Performing the two tasks of masterbating and pooping in one bathroom visit, possibly at the same exact time.

Greg: "Alright I'm gonna go mooperbate in the bathroom, be back in a few."
Rob: "OK."

Rob: "That guy is such an asshole."
Greg: "Yeah I'm gonna mooperbate on his face."

by Robby H. February 8, 2005