Tire Tracks

When the human waste comes out too soon and leaves a brown "track-like" looking shitstain on the inside of your momma's panties. It can also be found on the inside of a toilet bowl when your bastard, son-of-a-bitch brother drops the bomb.

Son: Daddy what are the brown marks on mommy's underwear?
Dad: Wow your a dumbfuck, those are your mother's shitstain tire tracks.

by Robby H. October 21, 2004

stop short

When the driver is on a date and pretends to stop short in an emergency situation, hence putting his arm out as if to stop the passenger from flying through the windshield. But what he is really doing is feeling her boobs...

"Dude, you used the stop short? That's my move!"

by Robby H. November 09, 2004

blue balls

Also known as vasocongestion.

I came down with a bad case of blue balls when I didn't achieve an orgasm.

by Robby H. July 06, 2005

Devon Fontane

A guy in our computer apps class....he wears band t-shirts everyday...

"Devon Fontane is going out with a really hot girl who greg wants real bad."

by Robby H. October 18, 2004

fruit bucket

Someone who is very gay, or just acts very girly. A fruit bucket may also be a cocksmoker.

o yeah, that kid wears shortshorts and likes to giggle...he's a fruit bucket.

by Robby H. November 22, 2004

mooperbating

Performing the two tasks of masterbating and pooping in one bathroom visit, possibly at the same exact time.

Greg: "Alright I'm gonna go mooperbate in the bathroom, be back in a few."
Rob: "OK."

Rob: "That guy is such an asshole."
Greg: "Yeah I'm gonna mooperbate on his face."

by Robby H. February 08, 2005

vasocongestion

Also known as blue balls.

I came down with a bad case of vasocongestion when I didn't achieve an orgasm.

by Robby H. July 06, 2005