Definitions by Robby H.
mooperbating
Performing the two tasks of masterbating and pooping in one bathroom visit, possibly at the same exact time.
Greg: "Alright I'm gonna go mooperbate in the bathroom, be back in a few."
Rob: "OK."
Rob: "That guy is such an asshole."
Greg: "Yeah I'm gonna mooperbate on his face."
Rob: "OK."
Rob: "That guy is such an asshole."
Greg: "Yeah I'm gonna mooperbate on his face."
mooperbating by Robby H. February 8, 2005
cocksmoker
Mom:"David where's your brother?"
David:"Oh, the cocksmoker is up in his room playing twister with his boyfriend."
David:"Oh, the cocksmoker is up in his room playing twister with his boyfriend."
cocksmoker by Robby H. November 21, 2004
stop short
When the driver is on a date and pretends to stop short in an emergency situation, hence putting his arm out as if to stop the passenger from flying through the windshield. But what he is really doing is feeling her boobs...
stop short by Robby H. November 9, 2004