Robbie's definitions

hard up

desperate or deprived

I was a sad case a few years ago, until I met lovely Sandra. :)

in those days I was so hard up that one time, I almost did it with a girl who got a ticket for streetwalking - without a leash!

by Robbie January 12, 2004

OEM

Original Equipment Manufacturer.

OEM software is what you get "bundled in" free when you buy a computer. It might include Windows, some complete older programs, "taster" versions of new programs, etc.

OEM stuff is unsupported and comes without manuals or any kind of help. It's a free gift, take it or leave it.

Buying second-hand OEM software can get you a real bargain, as long as you know enough to get by without the manual or support.

When I bought my new computer, they gave me five OEM programs free.

by Robbie August 26, 2004

musculine

combination of masculine and muscular. used to describe someone of a homosexual background.

NOT FLAMBOYANT or "A QUEEN!!"

by robbie April 11, 2005

penalty box

the rear cargo area of an SUV or van that can hold extra passengers.

so named for being usually cramped and uncomfortable to ride in.

I'm glad Steve gave us a lift into town, even though we got stuck in the penalty box.

by Robbie November 14, 2004

Hoobastank

A single spike of hair in the center of someones head with the rest of the head shaved. Similar to liberty spikes (a type of mohalk) but with only one spike in the middle.

Looks similar to a con head hair stlye.

by Robbie June 3, 2004

secretary spread

the word spread refers to the widening of the hips and ass. this usually happens to secretaries, who sit in a chair all day snacking on sweets; thus the name, secretary spread.

"Dayumm, that secretary has a wide ass!" or "I feel like I'm getting secretary's spread from sitting all day."

by Robbie February 19, 2004

wicket

1. The mis-spelled version of "wicked"
2. A booth where you get a ticket

"It's 'wicked', not 'wicket' you putz. Learn how to spell"

by Robbie July 18, 2004