Swotley

A strange creature. Resembles many other strange creatures. Wears Rugby or Cricket Jerseys for upper clothing and jeans for lower. These jeans usually smell. Is a member of the "Elite Cult Against Drugs And Drink". Often seen rummaging around local bakers. An expert in the making and consuming of Stake Beaks. His diet varies but consists of one day of storing chocolate in his system. When enemies are near, he release a strange odour. Victims claim it smells slightly of a mixture of bacon, cheese and shit. His personality is mixed. He composes songs such as 2004's hit track Better Place, from The Whirlwind EP. During 2003 and 2004, he was thrown out of two bands and failed to form many. 2004 became the year he was classified as a monster. He can be seen at many pubs, bakeries and music courses for wash ups. During 1998, he attempted suicide using a paper scissors. The idea being to cut off his finger. His attempts failed and his first transfomration into the monster began. Currently understood to be desperate for a female in his species.
A: Jesus Christ! What is that smell!
B: Oh god! WE ARE BEING ATTACKED BY SWOTLEY!
by Rob April 17, 2005
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swinette

A fictional musical instrument made by stretching two hairs across a pig's ass.
Usually used to piss off someone who is bothering you:
"Why don't you go play a swinette?"
"What's a swinette?"
"Two hairs stretched across a pig's ass, shithead!"
by Rob December 01, 2003
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faringdon

Boring little village with nothing in it but houses and stoners.
Fancy trecking to faringdon to get some bud. I need to get wasted and Faringdon has loads of dealers
by Rob July 07, 2004
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bettong

a small, mouse-like creature
small-eastern bettong
by rob July 07, 2003
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Viewtiful

Captain Blue is created by Team Viewtiful
by Rob October 28, 2003
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macoman

fully sik, boxhead, net addicted, normally found chasing greek men named jeza the man hunk.. can be found on #funkysexycool but mainly in #ballbreakers on austnet.org u knw uleh!
always up for taping marys ass
by rob February 25, 2005
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duce

duce just rolled up here and beat his ass.
by rob April 18, 2004
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