gummer

a lady prostitute who is over 70 years old

by rob January 21, 2004

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ADS

Acronym for:
Alcohol Deficiency Syndrome

The lacking of alcohol in your system.

Dude I'm suffering from ADS here, when is the EDT.

There is no way I am touching that dance floor while I'm suffering ADS.

by Rob March 27, 2005

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Dick Dandit

used by juvenile in the song back dat ass up. means a whore.

yous a whore. or, yous a dick bandit

by rob December 14, 2003

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Swotley

A strange creature. Resembles many other strange creatures. Wears Rugby or Cricket Jerseys for upper clothing and jeans for lower. These jeans usually smell. Is a member of the "Elite Cult Against Drugs And Drink". Often seen rummaging around local bakers. An expert in the making and consuming of Stake Beaks. His diet varies but consists of one day of storing chocolate in his system. When enemies are near, he release a strange odour. Victims claim it smells slightly of a mixture of bacon, cheese and shit. His personality is mixed. He composes songs such as 2004's hit track Better Place, from The Whirlwind EP. During 2003 and 2004, he was thrown out of two bands and failed to form many. 2004 became the year he was classified as a monster. He can be seen at many pubs, bakeries and music courses for wash ups. During 1998, he attempted suicide using a paper scissors. The idea being to cut off his finger. His attempts failed and his first transfomration into the monster began. Currently understood to be desperate for a female in his species.

A: Jesus Christ! What is that smell!
B: Oh god! WE ARE BEING ATTACKED BY SWOTLEY!

by Rob April 16, 2005

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apple computer

A now defunct piece of technology once popular in the 80's and currently only used by idiots who don't understand computers properly (Usually call Tarquin)

by Rob July 04, 2003

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