Rob's definitions

Ivar's Special

Noun. Slang. Refers to the dreaded C-bomb...Chlamydia. The fishy discharge from the cock and/or cunthole and the spelling of the word chlamydia combine to make the Ivar's Special.

"Man that fucking cunt gave me the Ivar's Special. Dirty slut."

by Rob January 12, 2005

uptown

Adjective. Literally referring to the high class area of town, Uptown can generally be used as a positive adjective in any situation.

"these shoes are uptown"
"this beer is uptown"

or...

Rob: "hey Cott did you get some poon-tang last night?"
Scott: "Why indeed I did kind sir! It was motherfucking UP-Town!"

by Rob January 12, 2005

rail

to have sex with

I was railing this girl while I was programming PHP.

by rob July 9, 2002

mosh

This is is the closest one here. it comes from hardcore in the early 80's. the word it self was first coined from Vinnie Stigma, March Of Skin Heads. FSU them selfs started it. NYC had the bands that started haveing breakdowns which people moshed to. it has nothing to do with shoveing people around like the metal kids think.

last night at the show i moshed into some scene kids and cracked their faces.

by Rob February 17, 2005

brikc

The coolest person alive

Brikc > j00

by Rob August 23, 2003

kthxbye

To snub someone off; to abruptly end a conversation after requesting something.

David, get me that drink, kthxbye.

by Rob March 23, 2003

Churn rate

Churn is the percentage of total subscribers that discontinue
service divided into the total population. Usually it is
expressed as a percent based on the population change from month
to month.

An average monthly churn rate for wireless phones is
around 5%.

by Rob November 28, 2003