Definitions by Rob

buttsechs 

Sodomy. Bum sex. Anal sex. Fudge packing. Shit stabbing.

WUOLD YUO LIEK SUM BUTTSECHS?!?!1/1/1/1oneslashoneslash

buttsechs by Rob May 16, 2004

the mess

aka "Ness," possibly one of the largest high school juniors alive today. anything that is extreme in a "fat" sense. The extreme of extremities.

"Man! You just ate that whole damn pizza! That's extreme Ness-ness."

Or

"You just stepped on my toe, you fat mess!"

the mess by Rob May 16, 2004

alarm clock 

A method of waking up at a specific time, ususaly accomplished by the satanic sound of screaming souls.

I threw my clock at the wall the other day, now it's broken.

alarm clock by Rob May 11, 2004

mcspiccer 

McSpiccer is someone of Irish and Latino/Latina descent. Weird f*ckin combo.

The wetback and the lush got together one day and now they got a lil' McSpiccer runnin around.

mcspiccer by Rob May 3, 2004

wofl 

acronym for waste of fucking life

that cracka is a wofl

wofl by Rob May 3, 2004

Apple Bong

What Rob Borzillo makes

Borzillo: I can make a bong outta carrots too!

Apple Bong by Rob May 2, 2004

fmbs 

Slag wellies

Jim, look at that tart in her slag wellies

fmbs by rob April 30, 2004