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reverse meat face cowboy

A sexual position in which the female straddles the males face and grinds incessantly.
Paul's just a regular 'ole reverse meat face cowboy.
by Rob February 9, 2005
mugGet the reverse meat face cowboymug.

John Kerry

The worst possible retarded fucker candidate in the world. He ran against Bush in 2004 and rightfully lost. A much better candidate than Albert Gore in 2000, but a fucker none the less.
Damn it! Kerry won! Damn! Here come the Taliban to kill us!
by Rob August 18, 2006
mugGet the John Kerrymug.

Poor Baby

A "Poor Baby" is a person who believes he is the coolest person alive, but in reality is just a big sucker. He also collects DVDs by the hundreds, but only watches them once each.
Hey look everybody, there is a Poor Baby over there!
by Rob November 14, 2004
mugGet the Poor Babymug.

uva

University of Virginia Avenue- Otherwise known as Indian River Community College because it's main campus resides on Virginia Avenue in Ft. Pierce, Florida
Jermoe: Yo man you go to UVA too
Darnel: Yea, only got shot at once
Jermoe: tight
by Rob December 28, 2003
mugGet the uvamug.

Massel

A Massel is a creature of habit. Constantly obsessed with the pursuit of well prepared food and giggly women, the Massel lives primarily for himself in a cave-like arena sometimes coated with mayonnaise but usually consisting of chicken pieces. The Massel tends to develop and sustain high levels of testosterone, venting them on unsuspecting females by producing his meat sausage on random occasions. Prone to high octane discussion, a typical Massel quite often finds himself involved in heavy argument which always results in the Massel being right.
Stop being such a Massel.

Massseellll Masssellll Masssellll.

Masseltov.
by Rob July 14, 2004
mugGet the Masselmug.

g dawg

a group of poser stupid fags with no life and all they no how to do is believe they are black
by rob September 28, 2004
mugGet the g dawgmug.

keithed

the feeling of almost falling back, after drinking some alcohol, not drunk, almost like tipsy,
by rob June 4, 2003
mugGet the keithedmug.

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