chalk it up

To hold something responsible in a positive or negative manner.

All the people with diarrhea chalked it up to eating at Taco Bell.

by Rob September 18, 2003

slapnuts

when you mess something up really bad, this is a word you say to exlaim great disbelief and dispair about a result

I lost my wallet. Slapnuts !!

by Rob September 25, 2003

Civic

A small Japanese econo car that resembles a shopping cart with its huge wing(cart handle) and sounds like a bunch of angry bees farting when it takes off. Frequently associated with the word rice instead of race and the word du instead of dude. Often heard blasting rap on its hi-powered stock stero with a bandpass sub box, and trying to burn out for more then 10 feet. Not worth the 15 grand that some poor bastard has dumped into it on top of what the bought it for.

"BWAPWAPWAPWAP FRRRRT" said one civic to the other. I got revlimiter and hella VTEC du! Hey du, got cigwette?

by Rob January 31, 2004

Wumbology

The Study of all things Wumbo
see Wumbo

Steve is a Wumbologist of the highest degree, and knows of many wumbo things better than most

by Rob October 17, 2004

Zizza

Weed or to smoke weed.

"Hey, bro, lets grab some zizza on the way to the Umphrey's show."
"Sure thing, man."

by Rob June 22, 2007

get a room

(Command). What my girlfriend's sister and boyfriend should do (See stab my eyes out with a saudering iron). Betters the human race. See common decency.

Those two have got to get a room, before my eyes start bleeding.

by Rob May 30, 2004

dirty jeeter

when a blow job is given with such force it causes the testicles to become lopsided in size. Makes it very difficult to swing a baseball bat evenly.

A-rod was unable to bat efficently in the ALCS from receiving too many dirty jeeters.

by rob October 24, 2004